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ogres come in different varieties. there is no single criterion.

Yeah, that's true. I'm still a very beginner Ogre, level 7, and everything about me is small. They don't even show the coolest Ogres, so as not to scare the kids.

I'm thinking I could go work as a cashier at Pятёрочка. I've already learned the basic phrases, like "I don't need a bag," "I don't need a receipt," and "Do you have a loyalty card?"

cash or card
with gas or without gas
do you collect stickers?

I don't know, Locken, have you heard of the giant Andrei? He was a wrestler. He looked a lot like an Ogre, but he died too young. Now, I don't even know if there are any like him anymore. There was also Volkovinsky, he also died. I also read about Stadnik. Somehow, Ogres don't live very long, I don't know why.

I learned about them too late, about all these giants. Just a couple of years ago. And before that, I thought that basketball players were the tallest.

I haven't heard of them. They were probably good guys.

There were those who were greater than you.

How many?

I don't even know, Locken, I really don't.

Imagine an ogre from Warcraft in the real world. Can you picture it? It's a monster!

Just watch "Warcraft" if you haven't already. The orcs there are huge, like Frankensteins, and ogres will be twice as big, even the not-so-healthy ones.

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

Listen, Locken, maybe human growth hormone would work? But it's not sold in pharmacies, and you need to consult a doctor, otherwise something might increase in the wrong way, and it could be really bad.

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And besides, it's already a problem for me to increase naturally. Age is probably a factor. I worked on my biceps all summer, and it seemed to get bigger, then I decided to relax for a week. And what happened? It shrank again. My leg seemed to get bigger too, but it shrank as well. That's it.

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I can't surpass myself. Psychologically. Maybe subconsciously, I'm satisfied with the way things are.

I'm not happy with your current size. So go ahead, grow to at least 3 meters.

It’s better not to get carried away with such things. I saw a video about a citizen of the Russian Empire who was about three meters tall due to a hormonal imbalance, and he suffered from a huge number of health problems. I read an article about people who experience a similar imbalance, and their lives are not easy either. It’s better to grow gradually and naturally.

And then what? Well, you'll grow to 3 meters, but what happens after that?



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And in general, who lives better? Daniel Radcliffe, who lives like Croesus despite being only 162 cm tall, or Sanek, who, at 189 cm, can't afford a pizza from Domino's?

Scarlett Johansson, for example, is only 158 cm tall.

Ruddcliffe is still a bio-dwarf-couper; he may be rich, but he will never become a real Chad, even if he has a Chad-like physique. With his height, he can only be a beta. Sanya has a chance; he just needs to break and stretch his legs a couple of times and have jaw surgery. But that requires a lot of money, and to get money, you need to go to war...

And then what? Well, you'll grow to 3 meters, but what happens after that?

You can say that about anything. But if you grow to 3 meters, I'll increase your base damage every day.