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The beloved first minister and the incomparable flower of the kingdom of Selia-Mira. A beauty, a brilliant mind, and a master of a beautiful life.

Found the traitor.

– Lady Salitil from the cult of Sorn-Tarn, – someone announced her name.

With the most charming smile, Salitil headed to the place prepared for her, captivating everyone with her otherworldly beauty.

When the demoness settled in comfortably, King Mergair finally began the audience.

Clear. Now they'll have an orgy, then they'll blackmail her by threatening to post photos online and force her to do bad things.

Albrecht could only hear and see from the far corner, but that didn't stop him from somehow ending up next to the very woman who had recently been talking to Salitil. For some reason, her presence put a lot of pressure on the young assassin's mind. Perhaps because the air around the stranger was trembling? Or was it an illusion?

– A follower of Iggarath in the secret guard. And you don't seek easy paths, – the woman said unexpectedly.

- Yes, little one, I'm quite the hotshot. But honestly, the snake fits the role. By the way, speaking of snakes, I have a big python in my pants that hasn't been given attention in a while; maybe you can help me deal with it after the ceremony?

- The ways of Iggarath are inscrutable, - Albrecht replied briefly.

- Understood.

While heading to Calculation-9, the police officer fantasizes about how he will one day rise to the rank of field marshal and obtain a legendary weapon, but until then, he should tighten his belt and endure.

Saran and Skufinson approach the gate. They are immediately stopped by the guards.

– Halt! Oh, it's you, Sir Saran. Is this northerner with you?

– Yes, he's with me. I assure you, he's fine!

– Then you may pass... – the guard was about to successfully conclude this travel story for Harold, when suddenly...

Out of nowhere, the High Priestess of the Great Cathedral of Ceraria appears nearby.

– Sir Saran and... your friend. You must put your hand in this box. It's nothing dangerous, just a preventative measure against disease.

Saran tensed up, but nodded in agreement.

– Actually, we don't have a choice here, so...

Then he puts his hand in the box. Nothing happens.

– Seems like there are no changes. Now it's your turn.

The guard, Saran, and the priestess watch Skufinson expectantly.

—You have interesting traditions for welcoming guests. —the foreigner smirked. —But for a guest to disrespect the host in his home is a disgrace to a true northerner.
Having said this, he repeats the action of his new acquaintance without a doubt.

The Retiran clan often held sales of art objects, relics, and valuable antiques. Being a clan whose path is archaeology, he amassed a great many such curiosities.

Portrait of Ceraria x5 (10,000 cetrens each)

The character no longer needs a headquarters and always successfully recovers all action points when resting.

Good try, but even if there were the money...

Ceraria Boot x1 (8000 cetrens per piece)

Technology has advanced so much that now you can kiss a boot without leaving your home.

Teleportation Booth x1 (7500 cetrens per piece)

We know these booths; they teleport you to Alpha Centauri in 40k24, and then you're on your own.

“Interesting,” thought the guard, outwardly not revealing his disappointment at the price, which only kings or priests could probably afford. After that, he moved to the neighboring stall, number 10.

"The Darkest Bond" belonged to the dark sorceress Jannaat, a spy from the Empire of the Seven Stars. This person traded in dubious items of varying degrees of suspiciousness, and also promoted the ideology of her homeland.

Of course, it’s impossible to predict in advance what a profession might offer.

"The Darkest Bond" belonged to the dark sorceress Jannaat, a spy from the Empire of the Seven Stars.

We know these "darkest bonds" of spies. Entire websites are dedicated to such bonds; Sho-Ni is nervously smoking in the corner.

They are all listed on the first page. Classes.

Ah, I thought these were some kind of unique items.

 

Deciding to thoroughly investigate this incredibly shady business as soon as he has time, the Ancient returns to his bed to regenerate his health.

Fortunately for the narrator, who was peacefully celebrating his day, the curious Treebeard ran out of action points and went to bed.

Meanwhile, at the gates of the capital:

The will of Istyris bestows its favor upon Harold Skuffinson:
Istyris is clearly in a good mood today. And Harold is experiencing some strange movement in his pants. Nevertheless, after this, the mighty team of two soldiers was safely allowed into the city and even given a map indicating all the main attractions.

– I suggest you visit the mercenary stronghold. It's the best place for new warriors in the capital," Saran advised.

Currently, Harold is not in any of the districts of the capital.

Meanwhile, with another dream team:

Kearak and Radianta safely reach the secret room. Before them is the most beautiful chest in the world. All that remains is to pick its lock...

– I have no lockpicks or lockpicking skills," the fox warned.



Meanwhile, on the path of temptation:

The result of the d20 roll: 1

Yuventius and KO don't have time to go far before things go completely wrong, as the valiant northerners would say... For from the forest emerges an immortal and attacks the trio. This immortal is a woman entwined with tentacles and exhibiting signs of mutation. Therefore, it is a Kerissal, a random creation of Yog-Sothoth, which is of no interest to him.

– Oh, Lord of Vice, how could this be! Are we to die on the very first day of our journey?!

The player controls Yuventius and two cultists of Sorn-Tarn. The cultists possess the same set of spells, three healing potions, three energy potions, and can also attack in melee. The opponent significantly outmatches Yuventius's team in strength, but the Ammanite has some tricks up his sleeve...





Turn order, Round 1:
1) Yuventius Amm (200/200, 145/145) 10
2) Chukker (210/210, 195/195): 10
3) Hekker (210/210, 195/195): 10
4) Kerissal: 10

Meanwhile, with the snake strangler:

King Mergair continued his speech:

– The Brown Banner, the rebel knights, and their leader... the recent actions of these renegades cause serious concern to both me and the Great Council of Ceraria.

At the same time, the unknown priestess was amused by Albrecht's words.

– If your snake is so restless, then I am sure that the temple servants will find a use for it. They always find a way to deal with silly followers of Iggarath. I wonder how long your faith will last? I bet on a week," the priestess said with a laugh, and headed towards the center of the throne room.

Well, it seems she heard Albrecht's thoughts and found our novice assassin to be utterly insignificant.

Gray text that is too coherent and relevant without clarification can be used by some very rare passive abilities, so... caution is key.

- Well... the fact that it would be locked was to be expected. Fortunately, I know how to communicate with such shy individuals, but whether it will yield within the allotted time is another question. - Radianta sits down next to the chest and pats its lid. - Come on, handsome, show me what's inside... I think you'll agree that being plundered by a pretty woman is not a bad fate, it's definitely preferable to falling into the hands of unwashed and hairy adventurers or some kind of monsters.
Having finished flirting with the inanimate object, she attempts to pick the lock.

3) When encountering a character or NPC of the opposite sex with an "Outstanding" beauty level, this character has a 50% chance of developing a passionate infatuation with them.

of the opposite sex

Somewhere far away, an assassin with outstanding beauty sighed in relief.

– If your serpent is so restless, I'm sure the Temple's servants will find a use for it. They always know how to deal with foolish admirers of Iggdrassil. I wonder how long your faith will last? I bet a week, – the priestess said with a laugh, and headed towards the center of the throne room.

Well, it seems she heard Albrecht's thoughts and considered our novice assassin to be utterly worthless.

This isn't the character's thoughts; it's a joke from the player's perspective. 🙄 Cancel it. 😠