Posts from ☀️ Arselia and Akonia Auto-translated

They trudge gloomily toward Lepota.

—Twenty-eight thousand... Eh, is that true? Is that some kind of special Baldur's Gate course? Like, 30,000 push-ups, 30,000 pull-ups, 30,000 squats, run 300 km, and you'll become as mighty as Aer? —He takes out a notebook and prepares to write down the program 🤓. —And with my current stats, I probably can't do more than 25...

- So, let's go there first, - suggested Arivell.

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- Yes, something like that. And what about you, did you just come out for a walk?

- Hello-hello. No, everything is fine, I was just thinking that today, I would finally manage to do 30,000 push-ups, but so far, I've only managed 28,205.

—I’ll take a walk and assess how successful yesterday’s celebration was… —he thoughtfully watches a lone tumbleweed the size of Salmon. —But not just for relaxation. Now that I’ve invested all my skill points in learning, it would be naive to think that I just need to “survive” and suddenly become Baldur’s teacher. Or is that exactly how it works? 🤔

- Let’s agree on a thousand. And if they suddenly raise the price, don’t agree, but call me right away – we’ll figure it out. As for the kidney, it’s just my concept, like with the abdominal incision; I forbid you from joking like that, and even more so from actually doing it. You’ll still need your kidney,” he continues walking along the cobblestones after passing through the gate and walls. “How do you like the glaive? Is it comfortable? It’s not quite like your native, heavy blades, but it is what it is. I’m not an expert in weaponry, but I assume it must have its own advantages?

- Ayano-sama, then... Then I would be very grateful if you wouldn't joke like that either, because you'll need your kidney and stomach too. And yes, the glaive is very pretty, but I think I need to improve my appearance a bit to match it.

- You'll survive, where else would you go. I suddenly felt tonight that there was significantly less negative energy in the world. I wonder what happened? But regardless, it's a good sign. And otherwise, yes, come whenever you have time, or I can give you some homework instead.

- Hooray, bulk orders are available! I need to tell the boss, we won't go hungry!
- And I would drink another cup of tea... But I see there's no point in it
- Uh-huh...

They didn't want to spend Action Points on desserts, so they paused for a moment, thinking about where to go.

- Guiyosh, maybe we should go to the police? Report the theft...
- Wasn't Erefeer going to do that?
- Oh, right... Well, let's continue scouting. Let's go to Ornament. It's the most promising option.
- Let's go...

- So, the gym isn't working anymore? - Garrett was surprised, looking around at the unusually quiet atmosphere in the Thinker, and then realized he was looking at a familiar face from the guild of philosophers. - Good morning, Grigory. It's been a while since I've been here, and I was just passing by, so I thought I'd drop in to see how my fellow administrator is doing, I guess he's back from vacation. But now I see he's not here, and in general, everything has changed since my last visit...

- That's sad. And can I still place an order? And can you tell me when the goods will be available? My girl has been stripped bare, and it's the end of November now... You understand.

- I'll take your wish into account, - Aya-sama nods seriously. - As for appearance, well, you're already as cute as possible. It's more that Glef needs to improve his appearance. But in general, I have an idea, but I'll tell you about it later. Just remind me.

The nameless guard standing at the entrance to the city guard building straightened up at the sight of the celebrity and asked how he could be of service.

—Like this? Yes, that’s good news! Hmm, and will I also learn to sense, say, negative energy later on? It would also be great to be able to identify impending threats so as not to accidentally enter random portals and things like that... —realizing that he was dreaming of something unattainable, he clears his throat businesslike: —I didn’t study at school, so I’ll definitely skip homework; I need to be hit on the head with a stick to make me study. So, let’s finish our errands, and I’ll drop by again today. If that’s a convenient time, of course, teacher.

—Good day. I need to report an incident; who can I contact? —Fyr immediately got down to business, not very trusting of strangers.

- Can I come to you...