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Handing Trude the herring knife, with her other hand she feels around for the approximate location where a kidney probably should be, or maybe some other organ.
- Is it here?
- Who would doubt it.
Handing Trude the herring knife, with her other hand, she feels around for the approximate location where a kidney should probably be, or maybe some other organ.
- Is it here?
- Maybe it would be better if you worked as a rabbit breeder for us? - Bazhena suggested an alternative. - Or collect money from taxpayers/parishioners?
- Your Highness, if these coupons can be transferred, then... I think I have an extra one, - said Erefir, who was watching the process.
- Is that how it is? Wouldn't you like to play yourselves? Although, I can understand if you don't.
- Don't worry about me; I'm one of those people who doesn't like to exploit their luck, and luck responds to that with its favor. I hope this trait extends to you as well, if you agree to take advantage of the offer.
- Maybe it would be better if you worked as a bunny girl for us? - Bajena offered an alternative. - Or collect money from taxpayers/parishioners?
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- Erefir-dono, do you happen to have a paper fan with you? And preferably a sturdier one.
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- Erefir-dono, by any chance, do you have a paper fan with you? And preferably a sturdier one.
- Well, then. I'll be grateful to you, - for a few seconds, she agonizingly thinks about whether to add something else, but in the end, she decides not to complicate the situation.
- What would you do if you were suddenly made imperial princes?
— Oh, personalities like ours would definitely impress many with the aura of knightly nobility they exude.
Skeptically raising an eyebrow in response to his brother's sarcastic remark and after a moment of thought, the elder replies:
— Such a concept would probably be met with much greater difficulty among the masses. Even without a title, Ayano already has significant influence on the common people. Have you been to Kamimori? There are crowds of parishioners there, many people sincerely rely on her spiritual guidance in her Sanctuary. And what about us? We're just mercenaries from who knows where, with suspicious faces and a murky past; we haven't brought any particular wisdom with us, and we don't know how to cleanse souls of corruption. What would we do? The twist itself is quite fantastic, but even if we imagine it for a moment... It's unlikely that it would instantly erase all the specific characteristics of our personalities, so we can expect many logical questions. And in the absence of better answers, we would probably have to give harsh ones until someone decides to solve the problem simply and decisively, poof, and goodbye, dearest alien prince. So... if you think about it, we should be glad that Ayano is in that position, and not someone else.

