Posts from ☀️ Arselia and Akonia Auto-translated

Her eyes said that she understood more than well, and moreover, she would gladly boast about it.

“These are for Her Majesty, the ‘Animation’ shoes. And for Her Highness, the ‘Purity’ gloves. All of it is my personal work.”

“It’s a bit of a shame that I couldn’t make them indestructible, despite the special material, but otherwise, the quality should be excellent.”

- Too many events for one day. We left for a short time, and a meteor leveled half the city. And imagine if we had stayed here and had to fight that dragon, or whatever it was. This is not like tapping some coals.

Her eyes said that she understood more than enough, and moreover, she would gladly boast about it.

“This is for Her Majesty, the ‘Animation’ shoes. And for Her Highness, the gloves – ‘Purity’. All of it is my personal work.”

“It’s a bit of a shame that I couldn’t make them indestructible, despite the special material, but otherwise, the quality should be excellent.”

- Oh-oh-oh! Of everything I’ve seen today, this is... - Celesta wanted to say “the best,” but remembering her position and etiquette, she restrained herself. - Excellent! I’m sure Her Highness and Her Majesty will be delighted.

- Too many events for one day. We only left for a short time, and a meteorite leveled half the city. And imagine if we had stayed here and had to fight that dragon, or whoever it was. That’s not like tapping out some coals.

- But you and Sonata would have taken care of it in one turn. - He waved it off, not at all concerned about the partial destruction of the city. - Listen, I’m bringing you and your mom a gift to the pier, but besides the material one, I also have a... How do you say it? Oh, a spiritual one. Probably. I wrote a song for you. Want to hear it?

- That's how it is. That's commendable. But not a melody, but a song specifically?

- That's the way to do it. That's commendable. But not a melody, but a song specifically?

- I'll play and recite my song. But I'm a musician, not a poet or writer, so don't expect a good rhyme, okay?

- Go on, give it your all, - he nods.

Gnilyimudich performs the same composition as at the Ikigai contest, while reciting the following text:

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful princess,
We will have fun as if today is your coronation,
We will sip sake as if it is your coronation,
And I don't care that today is not your coronation.

You will find me in Haiden with a bottle full of sake,
You will find me in Haiden with a bottle full of sake.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful princess,
I have poppy seeds if you want to feel high,
I desire debauchery and love, so come and hug me.

When I harness my horse, you see new, shiny shoes on me,
If I have eleven of my brothers with me, then there are twelve katanas on our belts,
The subjects somewhere heard that I am acquainted with the princess and the Left Pillar, and now no one forgets to flatter me,
When you serve the Left Pillar directly, all the girls without a doubt spread their legs in front of me,
But, my princess, nothing has changed - swords are raised, and girls bend over,
I see Anpanich hiding behind the wall and looking at you with malice,
If you look at my gait, you will think that I am a womanizer or a pimp,
Imperial soldiers kick me, but I don't limp,
Young girls run after me and shout, "Heine, you are so hot."
I want them to miss me as much as they miss their emperor.
But ask the soldiers, and they will say that I am a low vulture.
So, the plan is to take control of the whole country.
I feel focused, and I only have you on my mind.
I have already slept with a million, and I am not going to stop.
A chick said a couple of minutes ago that she likes my style.
She and her friend are both ready, but right now, I only have you on my mind.

You will find me in Haiden with a bottle full of sake,
You will find me in Haiden with a bottle full of sake.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful princess,
I have poppy seeds if you want to feel high,
I desire debauchery and love, so come and hug me.

My music and my sword will bring me money,
With it, I will buy all sorts of extravagances:
A luxurious Castle, a car, and shining treasures.
Look, princess, now I'm cool - but inside, I'm still the same.

I love our beautiful dog, of course,
But I want to make a baby specifically with you.

I hope he at least plans to pay child support for the little parasite...

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- Well... in a way, it's spiritual. In a very, very distant way. If songs in our world gave buffs, then this one could give a spirit buff, - she said with a smile, tapping her right hand against her left palm. - Bravo, Heinous-kun. I expected more "vocabulary," but there wasn't as much, so you pleasantly surprised me. But you know... I think something like this could even influence the culture of hostile countries.

- Only unfriendly ones? I guess you were hinting that listening to the song makes one's ears wither and increases willpower, right? You're hurting me deeply. - Despite what he said, he didn't seem offended. - So, what do you say, will you be my wife? This song was a proposal, in case you didn't realize. Honestly, I don't care about your new status; if you want to be a princess, be one; if you want to live in the forest, we'll live there. I'll take care of you and our children.

- Oh-oh-oh! Of everything I've seen today, this is... - Celesta wanted to say "the best," but remembering her position and etiquette, she restrained herself. - Excellent! I'm sure Her Highness and Her Majesty will be delighted.

-- It's gratifying to hear such praise, -- said Erefir with a calm smile, hiding her inner satisfaction from this small victory.

-- If it's not a secret, how did you establish such a reliable channel for delivering gifts? Do you handle everything personally? Judging by your recent visitors, that seems to be the case, -- a smile and a nod. -- I can't help but thank you for your hard work.

-- It's gratifying to hear such praise, -- said Erefir with a calm smile, concealing her inner satisfaction from this small victory.

-- If it's not a secret, how did you establish such a reliable channel for delivering gifts? Do you handle everything personally? Judging by your recent visitors, that seems to be the case, -- a smile and a nod. -- I can't help but thank you for your efforts.

- It's a fairly simple process: I receive the gifts, I assess their suitability, and if necessary, I wrap them. In the evening, everything will be delivered to the Empress's villa, so don't worry - Her Majesty and Her Highness will receive your offerings before the end of the day.

Yes, it was much easier than their previous adventure with the gift for the patriarch, and it didn't really answer the question of what to do with it. Well, it was worth a try.

-- Thank you again for everything, Lady Asukan, although I believe the smiles of the imperial court will speak volumes more than my words.

After leaving the offerings, the nozenrotka briefly returns to the guard post. Ideally, she would have liked to see Major Sarana, but in principle, anyone could have answered her simple question.

Erephir finds Tsundor Lavheight, the captain of the guard responsible for the city's parade district.

As the couple walked towards Kamimori, Beata had a fleeting thought that Guyon might be able to use the "Love and War" skill more effectively than she could. However, it wasn't his fault, and it wasn't a topic she wanted to joke about with him. Besides, she wasn't sure if tentacled monsters counted as valid partners for XXX, or how many XXX points a group would earn. It seemed that despite her interest in the topic, she didn't really want to know the answers to these questions, or what Guyon's score might be. She was just glad that now he was increasing that score solely out of his own good will and desire.

“Maybe we should confess?” Guyon suggested, looking at the announcement.
“Well…” Beata hesitantly examines the information stand. “Hmm…”
“M?”
“I… I think it’s… It’s a little strange, but… But the text shows that, in its own unique way, it honors Anush. I feel better!” she laughed relievedly, not raising her voice.
“She is still the one who made this world exist. Who else should we honor?”
“Yes, the concept of ‘kami’ is a little… strange, but maybe it’s just unfamiliar to me, and overall it sounds good and right. I think we made a good choice!”
“A very good choice… But we won’t be fortune-telling, of course. Will we?”
“I wouldn’t advise it, and I don’t really want to either. Less is more.”
“Agreed.”
“By the way, you can actually have a wedding here, look,” Beata points to the relevant lines.
“Is that good?”
“It’s wonderful! It’s such a great place! I wonder if the patriarch will agree… But…”

Beata looks at the omamori price list, and one of her signature nasty smirks appears on her face. She takes out some money and addresses Minako.

“Please, give me an omamori for success in love, an omamori for a successful pregnancy… M-m-m… Two omamori for a successful pregnancy,” her smirk becomes even more nasty, clearly, she noticed Saneksa’s belly during their acquaintance.
“…”
“Don’t worry, Guyosh, this isn’t for us. But for us…” Beata looks at Guyon with a sly look and breaks into the most repulsive smile known to mankind, “please, give us an omamori for health!”
“I knew it 😅”
“Oh, and also…” Beata’s face takes on a normal expression, “should we contact you regarding the confession? Sorry, I don’t know your name…”

Guyon isn’t entirely sure about his new ability yet, but he’s curious to try it out. He approaches Minako very cautiously, ready to stop and apologize immediately if something goes wrong.