Erephir: Shen is a disgrace to the great dynasty, an exception that proves the rule, a lost cause!
Beata and Gillon: Oh, come on, why are you all picking on the girl? You should see yourselves in her place!
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The Carneolians are writing essays while Aiyano and Sonata are taking down various covens and not-so-twisted individuals
so emperors die from low grades?
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And yes, by that logic, Beata is also a villain... Oh, wait, that's correct here.
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With eyes wide with admiration, Ahuli clapped her hands enthusiastically, feeling such pride in the golden words of her newly appointed mistress, as if they had been spoken by her own lips.
- Well, well! - the gang leader whistled in surprise. - I've seen those on this career path who took up swords; those who willingly parted with their possessions, sometimes acquired through hard work, and sometimes through less noble means; those who agreed to settle things with physical force; those who tried unsuccessfully to escape; but for a victim to try to appeal to the high ideals of their robbers and thereby touch the invisible strings of their souls? I'm seeing this for the first time!
- Actually, there's no more nobility in robbing defenseless women than there is in buying ready-made products at the market, especially meat. - Katsukoi Queensglory objected. - Even take a chicken as an example - try raising it first, then cut off its head, pluck it, and cut it into pieces. It's not that simple, and it's an order of magnitude more complicated than exchanging rems for something ready-made. As you rightly pointed out, we are risking our lives here, which cannot be said of ordinary townspeople. I, you know, am from Lauria - a country of...
- Wait, Katsu, - the boss interrupted his comrade, - esteemed travelers, as you asked, we have told you our names, don't you think it's time for you to reciprocate? If my ears haven't deceived me, this eloquent girl is named Aiyano, and what about the three of you?
- Sonata Reim, - the dog answered without hesitation, - by profession I am an empress, and I am married, so unfortunately, I will have to refuse your offer, however tempting it may be.
- Empress? Ha-ha... - This statement amused the boss for some reason. - Empress of beauty, I suppose? I've heard that in some places they give that title to women of exceptional attractiveness. Looking at you, I can quite believe it!
- I see that you have eyes, but are they just for decoration? - Ahuli said, giving the robber a look full of displeasure, - but what about your brains?
- Thank you for the compliment, Sir Melty, - Sonata decided to steer the conversation back to the previous topic, - this is Ahuli and Ahuri, our friends with Aiyano.
- So! - Katsukoi Queensglory cleared his throat artificially to draw attention back to himself. - I am from Lauria - a small country of warriors, where military affairs are the craft of many generations. But tell me, what is the point of this profession when there is no opportunity to apply it anywhere? Wars are decided by numbers, magic, and technology, but not by personal skill! What's the point of me being able to cut a flying arrow in half if the next moment I'm shot with pistols, turned into an undead, hypnotized, or simply surrounded and stabbed with swords? There's not much point in fighting mindless animals either, and the adventurers' guild, hmm, it seems to me that there are assignments like "fetch and carry," or is your experience different from mine and am I wrong? At least in this path, I can meet worthy opponents and live outside the slave paradigm of modern man!
- Now it's my turn! - Zhurtre Klarhanter stepped forward. - Like many here, I am from Risserland. My height is 171 centimeters, and my weight is 65 kilograms. I graduated from school with honors and was also the best athlete in my class! Sprints, marathons, pull-ups, push-ups, and so on - I was number one in everything! But then somehow I didn't find a worthy job, and the girls stopped paying attention to me... That's when I met the boss, and thanks to him, I was able to live like a human being! To feel free! Needed! And I learned about female warmth! And the forest, well, if you get used to it, it's not worse than the city.
Geondan Eskape II sighed.
- I investigated a case involving a modeling agency that was allegedly involved in unsolved disappearances of young people. The first time, my boss demanded that I drop the case, the second time he fired me, and the third time he threatened to find a way to throw me in jail. How can one live in a society where there is no justice? I envy those who can turn a blind eye to all this. In any case, here we have everything fair, albeit a little barbaric.
- A masseur? - The gnome, Ors Massage, pondered deeply. - I've never thought about it, but it sounds interesting.
- Hmm? - Pipdorm Managevich stared at the priestess in surprise. - You're like you read my mind, ha-ha! The thing is, I used to work as a residential complex manager! But it turned out that at a certain point, such businesses began to be shut down in order to provide all citizens of the empire with their own housing, so I was left without my beloved job.
- I tried! - Exclaimed Tomsak Ordermade, who had been silent until then. - I loved Arcelia more than anything, but I was not allowed to become her servant! They said that I must first find harmony within myself! Therefore, I decided that I would use my magical talent to help those who need it... And these fine gentlemen are wonderful people, and I am ready to provide them with my help and open their eyes to the magnificence of Arcelia.
-- Bea, -- Bea says very quietly. -- You have a typo in the Roman numeral three here, it's not a big deal, but you should probably fix it?
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- Well, well! - The gang leader whistled in surprise. - On this career path, I've seen those who took up swords; those who willingly parted with their belongings, sometimes earned through backbreaking labor, and sometimes obtained through less noble means; those who agreed to pay with their bodies; those who unsuccessfully tried to run; but for a victim to try to appeal to the high ideals of their robbers and thereby touch the invisible strings of their souls? This is the first time I've witnessed such a sight!
- Actually, robbing defenseless women has no less nobility than buying ready-made products at the market, especially meat. - Katsukoy Queensglory objected. - Take a chicken for example - try raising it first, then cutting off its head, plucking it, and cutting it into pieces. It's not that simple and is an order of magnitude harder than exchanging reams for something already made. As you rightly noted, we risk our lives here, which is more than can be said for ordinary townspeople. I, you know, am from Lauria - a land of wa...
- So! - Katsukoy Queensglory artificially coughed to return the attention of those present to himself. - I am from Lauria - a small land of warriors, where the military craft is the trade of many generations. But tell me, what is the point of this profession when there is no opportunity to apply it anywhere? Wars are decided by numbers, magic, and technology, but not by personal skill! What good is it that I can cleave an arrow flying at me in half if the next moment I am shot with pistols, turned into undead, hypnotized, or simply surrounded and stabbed with blades? Fighting mindless animals also holds little meaning, and the adventurer's guild, hmm, it seemed to me that the quests there are of the "fetch and carry" type, or is your experience different from mine and I am mistaken? At least in this path, I can meet worthy opponents and live outside the slave paradigm of modern man!
- Now me! My turn! - Zhurtre Clairehunter stepped forward. - Like many here, I am from Risserlanger. My height is 171 centimeters, weight - 65 kilograms. I graduated school with a gold medal, and was also the best athlete in my class! Sprints, marathons, pull-ups, push-ups and so on - I was number one in everything! But then somehow it happened that I couldn't find a decent job, and girls stopped paying attention to me... That's when I met the boss, thanks to him I was able to live like a human being! To feel free! Needed! And I got to know female warmth! And the forest, well, if you get used to it, it's no worse here than in the city.
Geondan Escape II sighed.
- I investigated a case involving a modeling agency that was supposedly involved in unsolved disappearances of young people. The first time, the boss demanded I drop the case, the second time he fired me, and the third time he threatened to find a reason to throw me in the dungeon. How can one live in a society where there is no justice? I envy those who can turn a blind eye to all this. At any rate, here everything is honest, albeit just a little barbaric.
- Oooh! Are you by any chance talking about the Risserlanger agency "Let's Be Beautiful" or whatever it's called?.. - she exchanged glances with Sonata and the others. - If so, then fate itself has brought us together today! - taking out a temple notebook and twirling a cherry pencil between her fingers, she opened it to the right page. - I beg you, tell us everything you know about this case! You have no idea how useful information from someone of the guard will be for us. We intend to cut this tumor out of Risserlanger, and no red tape will stand in our way. We already have its former head in custody, and all the officials who might have condoned this will face a very unenviable fate, you can be sure. And you know what, Escape-2-san?.. Honest and just people like you are needed by the imperial law enforcement agencies like no one else. This is not local flattery – I truly believe so. Believe me, I myself have had to deal with... let's say... less than worthy representatives in these organizations, - she whispers to Sonata. - Listen... If we manage to get out of here with minimal losses, maybe we could reinstate him in his position or even promote him?.. Or am I just daydreaming and the ship has sailed? A man like this shouldn't be wasting away in this cursed forest. Why are people like him eating reindeer moss, while the Victor Llosses are cutting down peaceful folk? This is sheer madness.
- A masseur? - The dwarf, Ors Massage, was deep in thought. - I've never thought about that, but it sounds interesting.
- Hm?.. - Pipdorm Managerovich stared at the priestess in surprise. - It's as if you read my thoughts, ha-ha! The thing is, I worked as a residential complex manager until a certain time! But it so happened that from a certain point on, such businesses began to be shut down to provide all imperial citizens with their own housing, so I was left without my favorite job.
- I tried! - Exclaimed Tomsak Ordermade, who had been silent until then. - I loved Arselia more than anyone, but I was not allowed to become her servant! They said I must first find harmony within myself!.. So I decided that I would use my magical talent for the benefit of those who need it... And these fine gentlemen are wonderful people to whom I am ready to offer my humble assistance and open their eyes to the splendor of Arselia.
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Suddenly remembered that I wanted to give Guion a height of about 170 cm and a corresponding weight, but then this jerk gained a lot of weight, and I had to make him taller to maintain the physique from the reference image. So, he is shorter than Beata only formally, but according to the original idea, the height difference was much more noticeable.