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Just imagine – you bring a woman home, take off your shoes, and suddenly you feel shorter. It's incredibly embarrassing.

That's why Orcs don't bring women home; they do their business outside, or in some cave.
ps I've already put together a pretty good lore for the Orcs.

Morning. It is well known that natural methods only work before puberty. And even then, if there is no genetic predisposition to grow to 180+ cm, the probability of increasing height is extremely low. For example, my father was quite tall. And my mother wasn't short either. The last resort is bone lengthening surgery, but now, firstly, you are at an age where it's not recommended, and secondly, it is only done for medical reasons.

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Although... I didn't say that nothing new will be invented in this area in the future. Who knows... So hang in there, stay strong, Morning, and in the meantime, you can wear insoles.

Okay, I understand. You don't have any real solutions, only superficial ones. It's a shame, to say the least.

Even if I had them, I wouldn't tell anyone. Especially not for free. My height and other physical attributes are my private matter.

And what about mental?

What do you mean?

One thing I can say for sure, Morning. My height has increased by 5 cm and my weight by 15 kg in the last 10 years. I expected more. Well, I guess that's just age. At least, I don't see any other natural ways to increase my size.

So, during Putin's rule, I grew only 10 cm. This is, of course, nothing compared to how much I grew under Boris Nikolaevich.

What if there is physical growth, then there should also be mental growth. For example, if you identify as being 2m 30cm tall.

My height has increased by 5 cm and my weight by 15 kg in the last 10 years.

That's just you wearing platform shoes. Not impressive.

No man, it really did increase.


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Morning. Ah, Morning. Who do you work for?

For the good of Russia. Okay, let’s talk later.

We need more gold, Morning, we need more gold.

Hello!
Which Denis are you talking about? And what are the "lyams" for – to pay off a mortgage?

Alright, goodbye for now.

Goodbye!

Just living, Morning. Just living.


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I could really go for a whole jug of vodka right now... Too bad, I don't drink, my mom doesn't allow it.

And I'm not allowed to smoke either. Only on special occasions, I hide from her and smoke.

There are plenty of them; you might just live in an area with strong magnetic fields, which could be causing people to be slightly shorter due to constant exposure.

You could smoke while she's at work, for example. That way, you won't have to hide it.

Nah, man. I'm not allowed to smoke at home at all. If my mom comes home and smells it, it's all over... Banshee's Cry, or even a scream of horror. And I don't smoke outside either, on principle.