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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#72318
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Even at 170, I'd still be considered small.

I remember that Luke is 171, and they even joke about his small stature in the canon.
А, вот почему.

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#72319
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Perhaps the standards are lower beyond the Ural Mountains due to the dominance of the Buryat population. Even Mortulus, wearing grinders, would be above average in every sense. He just needs to earn at least 99,000 more.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#72320
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I've never encountered women with such demands in real life. They're mostly found on dating websites.
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#72321
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Of course, he hasn't met any. You're not some kind of online dating enthusiast; meeting women is a sacred thing, spit, spit.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#72322
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Yeah, I haven't actually met them in person either. My friends are either just like me, or they're married to their buddies from the artistic scene and stuff like that. But I've heard stories.
А, вот почему.

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#72323
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Here in the Urals, these old-timers really show off. If they can't get 100 horsepower out of their engine, they don't consider themselves real men. But 75 is enough for me.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#72324
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You said you wanted to live forever. 75 isn't that impressive.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#72325
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The size of the member still needs to be discussed.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#72326
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What are the Barbarians saying?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#72327
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The size and angle of the jaw are much more important; otherwise, it won't reach the member.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#72329
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Sky
We still need to discuss the size of the member.
This is not a question for me.
А, вот почему.

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#72331
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Victory!
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#72332
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In Russia, it's simply colder, and that's why they shriveled up.
А, вот почему.

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