Posts from ☀️ Arselia and Akonia Auto-translated

- I will contact you myself.

It’s best not to mess with us

Between reading books, Alaria would often indulge in contemplation. Perhaps, in a different situation, she might have approached her comrades, both combat and non-combat, to ask them about their favorite dishes. Something she could prepare to celebrate their victory over the dragon. But they were already busy preparing for the upcoming task, and not everyone would appreciate such feigned confidence. Therefore, the Tanarian found herself immersed in thoughts about how ironic the current situation was. The threat, if not to the world, then to Welfern, came from none other than the Arcelians, the main fighters against the "otherworldly plague." The children of Anuzish were being destroyed by Arcelia's "noble comrade" and the Arcelian priest who released him. And who was opposing the monster? A squad composed half of beings from other worlds, ready to give their lives for the well-being of the planet's inhabitants. "Invaders from other worlds," as someone might call them. As if the participants in this divine comedy had mixed up their roles, swapping places as a result. And their victory wouldn't make the priest reconsider, prompting him to ask, "Wait, what am I even doing?" It would only convince him that he is doing everything right, betraying the empire that relies on the sacred flame for protection from the malevolent green-skinned creatures. Jokes aside, this is exactly how it will be recorded in history books if the Arcelians' mad plan is not stopped.

- I will contact you myself.

He calmly clarifies:
-- ... Excuse me, does this mean tomorrow morning, or still tonight, by climbing over the fence? -- he nods towards the window and the carnelian fence behind it.

Hey, do you (or someone else) know if the float function works in this version of the HW editor?

- Guyosh, just consider how absurd the whole situation is. We're here, and suddenly we're saving the world.
- I've already considered it. Anuzish has a very strange sense of humor.
- Tell me about it. I mean, you, sure, but me!
"Yeah, especially considering what Aiyano did to me in October, I'm the prime candidate for saving the world," Guyon thought, but he decided not to say anything out loud. He probably should, but... The longer he waits, the worse it will be – he understood that. And yet, and yet... He still couldn't bring himself to tell her. But it might be too late later... But now is not the time.
Out loud, he decided to change the subject.
- Actually, Alaria is doing pretty well. I appreciated her milkshakes. They're better than in Lepota.
- Yeah. She's a really great cook. We should convince her to bake some pies.
- So that I'm not the only one getting blamed for the extra weight?
- Exactly. I'll shield you with my body!
- Very noble. But I don't know, isn't baking pies difficult? By the time you make them, there's a lot to do...
- We can help her! We can take on the easier tasks.
- Beata, no. I know how you cook.
- I'm just saying, the easier tasks! Like kneading the dough or cutting the filling...
- I still remember how we cleaned our rented apartment after your omelet.
- You asked me if I could juggle!
- But you didn't have to catch the eggs on the frying pan!
- Well, we were making an omelet! Where else were we supposed to put them?
- Put them carefully somewhere and then break them carefully!
- I was trying to save time!
- We didn't save much time cleaning the whole kitchen afterwards.
- But the omelet was crunchy afterwards.
- Yes, we definitely replenished our calcium deficiency at that time. I think I understand why I have stomach problems now.
- Oh, we didn't eat that much really bad stuff.
- That's because I took over the cooking after that.
- We should have made you our chef.
- Come on, compared to Alaria, I'm just an amateur. But your idea of helping her with the pies sounds good.
- I'm telling you!
- Just, please, PLEASE, if the conversation turns to your circus past, DON'T try to demonstrate any tricks!
- Not even juggling?
- Not even juggling.
- Not even acrobatics?
- Not even acrobatics.
- Not even knife throwing?
- Especially knife throwing.
- Boring...

- Alaria is actually doing a pretty good job. I appreciated her milkshakes.

Ah, I took so long to come up with a similar joke that even the apostle of laziness beat me to it...

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I should convince her to bake some pies.

Any tips on how to increase reputation with Naria? 😥

- We should have made you our cook.
- Come on, compared to Alaria, I'm just an amateur. But your idea to help her with the pies sounds good.

Meanwhile, Erephir's cooking method: take any meat, put it in a pot, add water, and cook. Done. And if there's salt in the house, it's even better 👍

Suggests how to increase reputation with Naria. 😥

Naria is fine, but Beata will be carrying Alaria on her hands.

He will carry Alarius in his arms.

It's clear that this person has protection against injuries.

Heroist (or someone else), do you know if the float function works in this version of the HW editor?

I have no idea about this "editor"; what do you want to do?

For reasons known only to him, Shen Shao gifts Erephir with a portrait of Arrosa, the wife of King Saikam, as a farewell present.

F
+1 to beauty once a week.
M
+50 to experience every day. 
Interior slot.

To replace Naria's portrait.

Tries to gain trust.
Honestly, I think Neria's portrait is better.

This is a joke about the fact that his father doesn't get along with Neria.