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"Dear sir, we would appreciate a bit more clarification on the rules of your park. After all, every self-respecting owner must surely give an introductory tour of their attractions to interested visitors. I have read many books where such owners time and again set up unexpected trials with riddles, but you won't believe it — every single time, after thirty pages of gray posts and not a single action, they gave up and killed/let the group pass through. How much 'fun' do you think the visitors and the host himself got out of that?"
By order of the master, one of the slaves tosses a time-worn little book through the bars. Its pages were soaked in blood and other fluids, crumpled and torn in places, but the text was still legible.
| Welcome to the amusement park of Melesar Lugalabba! Wooooo, haaaaaa! Rejoice! Fun times are coming! Remember, friends, that only losers and fools visit an amusement park alone! So remember that you are a team! Well-organized teamwork increases productivity, job satisfaction, and the morale of every member of the team! Teamwork is what allows ordinary people like you to achieve extraordinary results! But do not forget also that the price of success is hard work and dedication to the common cause! Your task, friends, is to get out of this room! Run away! Vanish! Get out of sight of Melesar Lugalabba once and for all! So that I never see you again even if my eyeballs fall out of their sockets, grow little legs, and run after you! In this game there are two teams: all of you and ME — Melesar Lugalabbaaaa. I understand your possible displeasure, since the balance is slightly skewed in your favor, but fear not! I will do everything in my power to give you a worthy trial and not disgrace the names of all your numerous predecessors in this room! I'm lying. Actually, nothing depends on me, because the essence of this game is luck! Te-he-he. Well then, now we are somewhat acquainted, so let us begin! The Rules of the Roulette! Attraction of Honor 1. One of the group members must kill themselves. 2. The surviving comrades cast their body into the abyss. 3. The fifth door opens, and the participants may leave the amusement park! We will be glad to see you again! Attraction of Blood 1. A random participant from the group becomes undead. Of what type? Decided by Melesar Lugalabbaaa! Attraction of Wrath 1. A random participant forgets all their skills. 2. A random participant loses all their unspent experience. 3. The HP of a random participant increases by 100. Attraction of the Legion 1. The third door opens. 2. The group fights against a horde of monsters. Attraction of Passion 1. A random participant's conviction changes to another one. Which one? Decided by Melesar Lugalabbaaa! Attraction of Despair 1. One of the group cuts off part of their own body. 2. The severed part is cast into the abyss. A finger, an eye, an ear — the participant decides for themselves! Attraction of the Font 1. Each participant must cast 1-5 items of the same type into the abyss! (the number is determined at random!) Attraction of Possession 1. A random participant acquires some foolish yet mandatory quest! What kind? Decided by Melesar Lugalabbaaa! Attraction of the Moon 1. A random character becomes incapacitated during the daytime. Attraction of Sloth 1. The AP of a random character cannot exceed 1. Attraction of Ferocity 1. The souls of the participants swap bodies! Attraction of Captivity 1. A random participant becomes a slave of whom? You guessed it! Melesar Lugalabbyyy! Attraction of Arrogance 1. A random participant begins to feel attraction toward something else, not necessarily a living being! Who decides? You already know! Heh! Attraction of Abomination 1. The fifth door opens, and one of the participants may leave the amusement park! We will miss you! Attraction of Contemplation 1. The sixth door opens. 2. The group fights against a mighty monster. Everything clear??? Then forwardddd! |
