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Beata spent the experience she had on increasing her agility to 20. In the evening, she tried to write down the events of the first few days in her diary, but since Koshu was overwhelming everyone and there was no time/energy to carefully review the thread from the beginning of the game, Cold was acting up, and she didn't get a good night's sleep, her thoughts were scattered. So, she opened the last page of her diary and wrote in large letters at the top: I won't be stuck here forever, will I? And I won't be with Carneol forever either. Probably. In any case, I need to think about plans for the future! So, I saw a cafe in town with an interesting name, XXX, but I wasn't allowed in. According to my friends, it's only for men, and the waitresses are exclusively pretty girls dressed as maids. I think this is sexism and discrimination. And how do you fight sexism and discrimination? That's right! You need more sexism and discrimination. So, when I get out, I'm going to rob a bank start a crowdfunding campaign for my brilliant startup – a cafe where handsome young men serve women! What could go wrong? I've already come up with a name for it – YYY! It's simple and sounds good, and I can negotiate with the owner of XXX and arrange a great advertising campaign. It will look something like this, I think. Beautiful, refined, elegant – just the thing! You can immediately tell that everything is done with taste! Only the tables outside need to be separated by something. I don't want everyone to walk by and stare at my handsome boys. What's most important in a cafe? Of course, the chefs! Guion cooks great, so he'll be the head chef at first. After all, such a responsible job should only be entrusted to someone you know well. And I think that in such a cafe, the chefs should be a pleasure not only for the palate but also for the eyes! Otherwise, what if a customer comes to the kitchen to complain that we couldn't make her an omelet without eggs, and there's some slob or other woman there! No, that won't do. She'll see such handsome guys and forget what she came for! Hmm, I think I saw a gorgeous man somewhere in town, he's the spitting image of the fourth chef. I wonder if I can find him and offer him a job? And in case of anything, such handsome guys can work as waiters! No, just look at them! I'm already getting jealous! No, Guion will be a VIP waiter. Only for me and my friends! Probably. If I'm in a good mood and want to share. Hmm. And of course, we'll have drinks! I think this handsome guy would be great at making coffee! And on the summer terrace, we'll serve refreshing drinks. And the customers will need them, because it will be hot not only from the weather, uh... Hmm, why did I draw the waiters sitting at the tables and doing nothing? That's not right! Although... Hmm. I'll have to think about it. Maybe I'll let the waiters flirt with each other? I'm sure the customers will love it. They'll be pulling each other's hair out in arguments about which couple looks better. I'll have to talk to Guion about it. But I need to think about different tastes! For example, this hot chocolate will fit in perfectly. I wonder why I think that someone very similar is languishing in captivity in a distant southern land? And if they want something exotic? Girls love bad boys. And cats. So I'll hire a very bad cat, ah... And for contrast – a very good cat! The uniform didn't work out, but that's okay, I'll have themed parties, right? And for the most discerning, a chic DILF with a turbulent past will do! I wonder if there are people with a fetish for one-eyed people? Uh! And I need to think about delivering ready-made meals! I need to try something fun and eye-catching. Some tsundere with a funny hairstyle. What? Not only boys like tsunderes! Hmm, I wonder where I know what tsunderes are? That's all for now! I think it's a great idea! Beata closed her diary and continued to think about it. (If anything, experience can be awarded, but it's not necessary. I played it as a diary entry, but in fact, I'm just indulging in nonsense.)

Right now, I don't see any options other than two Boots and a Scorpion. You could also buy some minor items to use in the desert. In the long run, you could think about a map, but probably the third pair of Boots for Alaria is more important. There are a lot of Swords, but not all of them are equally useful. Also, I'm not sure whether to equip her with the Scorpion or not.

Otherwise, what if a visitor comes to the kitchen to complain that we couldn't make her an omelet without eggs, and there's some English bastard or another woman there!

After all, the omelet was one of Alaria's signature dishes in RoM2...

Beate will need to enlist her help to train the staff.

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For now, I don't see any options other than the Boots and the Scorpion. You can also buy some small items to use in the desert. In the future, you can think about a map, but probably the third pair of boots for Alaria is more important. There are many swords, but not all of them are equally useful. I also don't know whether to take her with me on the Scorpion or not.

The fewer people go, the higher the chances that you will lose in a random battle. Besides, the quest giver only speaks the local language. Although I don't like the prospect of losing something valuable, I think it's worth going with the whole group. Perhaps you can put some of your unnecessary items in Alaria's inventory, and give the rope to someone of you to keep. I agree that boots + scorpion is the best option for now.

If needed, experience can be awarded, but it's not mandatory. I presented it as an entry in a diary, but in reality, I'm just dealing with nonsense.

Heh. I don't know what Ogme needs a business for, but if he just wants to make money and not out of interest, it might even work for him, who knows? On the other hand, 10% of the income is too little in this case; it should be at least 50/50.

Ment, a foolproof option would be to suggest crafting figurines. It's the most profitable profession in expeditions.

It can be quite profitable, but it requires a skilled player... Otherwise, I'm currently compiling a large list of options. I already have a favorite, though...

- Alright, let's go one by one.

— Until recently, a woodworker worked here, but I bought this place for my own needs. So on these display cases you can see the past that I'm selling off. 


Commander's Scepter
Slot: weapon
Requires leadership
Allies under the character's command gain (5*charisma) defense at the start of battle (as bonus health not affected by other defenses).
Activation requires 1 AP. 
2000 rem.

Dryad Furniture
+1 to interior slots (maximum: 3)
+0.1 to will each day.
+0.1 to intellect each day
500 rem (1 set remaining)

Heaven-Piercer
Slot: weapon (spear)
Damage: 40/60%, against women: 80/120%
Accuracy: 60%, against women: 90%
+1 to attack range. 
Crit: double damage.
500 rem

Titan's Bow
Damage: 150%
Accuracy: 25%
Requires 20 strength to use.
Crit: guaranteed hit. 
Range: (strength)
500 rem

Storm Crossbow
Damage: 100% (wind)
Accuracy: 55%
Attacks cause concussion.
Crit: ignores will, double damage. 
Range: (perception)
500 rem.

Wand of the Commander
Slot: weapon
Requires Leadership
Allies under the character's command gain (5*charisma) defense at the start of battle (as additional health that is not affected by other defenses).
Activation requires 1 Action Point.
2000 repair.

That's why women aren't allowed in this store, it's clear.

Sky Piercer
Slot: weapon (spear)
Damage: 40/60%, against females: 80/120%
Accuracy: 60%, against females: 90%
+1 to attack range.
Critical: double damage.
500 repair

I think we can't do without a joke about a lustful, scaly maid.
And about a drill, yes.

"An interesting system. The living executioner deals with the physical body, while the dead one deals with the spiritual. And no exorcisms are needed."
- Ah!... Executioner-san, one question, if you don't mind, - Miko waved her hand at the employee. - It might sound strange, but - have you happened to find some kind of "card" here? It might have had some words and a picture, with, hmm... an animal. A child lost it. Or rather, not exactly a child, but, let's say, a young man.

I've already come up with a name for it - YYY

I should have given that establishment one less point (XX), then the Cat could have been named XY...

I think we can't do without a joke about a horny, scaly maid here.
And about a drill, yes.

And about the most loyal follower of Sonata.

— Until recently, a woodworker worked here, but I bought this place for my own purposes. Therefore, you can see the past on these display cases, which I am selling.

- Hmm, rare items... not bad, not bad.

Next.

The character makes the decisions. Good role-players and writers try to change the character's course as little as possible for personal gain, if it contradicts the character's nature.

Then my Bonnie and Clyde Biba and Boba should kill half of Carneola and rob the other half...

Yes, it seems Beate didn't have enough adventures.