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#2151
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I'm in the lead, and these two are slightly behind me, but close enough so that I'm within their field of vision.
А, вот почему.

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#2152
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- Young man, have you never tried troll milk? In Vanus Thrahalion's homeland, it's a delicacy! The best drink you can imagine! A drink of the gods!
Davalya chokes with laughter, pressing her face against Henry's back.
"Stupid, perverse schizophrenia. You're all crazy, and I'm crazy too. To be more precise, I'm the only one who's crazy. Aaaaaaaaaaa."
"Don't worry, Henry, I share your feelings..."
"Just... be quiet."
-- They'll bury me alive if I ask for something like that! And they'll be right! Watch. Pay attention. Marble steak. It's not made of marble, but of meat that looks like marble. But it's still marble. Margherita pizza. There are no Margheritas in it, neither people nor cocktails, it's just a name. Coca-Cola. There's no coca in it, it's just a name. Hawaiian pizza – Hawaii is not an ingredient, it was just invented in Hawaii.
-- Well, that means milk collected by trolls from troll goats is technically troll milk. It's like a brand. You didn't make any clarifications to the man, but technically it's all correct. Can an honest wizard take back his words? Huh?
 

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#2153
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- Of course, it's possible. Vanus Thrahalion said that if he is provided with troll milk, he will lift the curse from the farmer; it's simple.
Fayblup wanted to bathe this wizard in acid, but he remembered that he couldn't.
- To hell with this farmer and the trolls, how do I get my old appearance back? I didn't steal clothes or harm any cows, - the golem chimed in. - I actually paid the price for doing a good deed, saving a person.

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#2154
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If you want to get technical, Coca-Cola used to contain coca...
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#2155
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I'm in the lead, and these two are a little behind me, but within my field of vision.
Following the trail, a group of two elves and one cave girl entered the forest. After some time, Nikta heard the voices of several men.

- Calm down, none of these simpletons will catch up to us.
- Yeah, they're losers. And all the Claws, as I heard, are so busy right now that they won't bother with four miserable losers like us.
- Things must be really bad if they have so much work. We need to head south; my gut tells me something bad is brewing. What about traps? Anything? I'm hungry.
- Who knows, I need to go check.
- We shouldn't have gone into the shed; the old man spotted us; we should have taken him out.
- Yeah, so the locals would know it was us. Don't be an idiot; the faster we get out of here without leaving a mess, the better.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2156
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We stop, move back, further away, so they don't stumble upon us; ideally, we retreat to the lighthouse.
I ask one of the companions to write a letter to Lin:

"The missing person was found southeast of the ferry. We managed to overhear their conversation; they plan to leave south and won't stay here for long. There are four of them, and we are alone. We await further instructions."
А, вот почему.

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#2157
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"Stupid, twisted schizophrenia. You're all sick, and so am I. To be more precise, I'm the only one who's sick. Aaaaaaaaaaa."
"Don't worry, Henry, I sympathize with your feelings..."
"Shut up."
-- They'll bury me alive if I ask for something like that! And they'll be right! Look. Pay attention. Marble steak. It's not made of marble, but of meat that looks like marble. But it's still marble. Margherita pizza. There are no Margheritas in the ingredients, neither people nor cocktails, it's just a name. Coca-Cola. There's no coca in the ingredients, it's just a name. Hawaiian pizza – Hawaii is not included in the ingredients, it was just invented in Hawaii.
-- So, milk collected by trolls from troll goats is technically troll milk. It's like a trademark. You didn't make any clarifications to the guy, but technically it's correct. Can an honest wizard take back his words? Huh?
- I see you are a well-educated young man and familiar with sophistry. But Vanusu Thrakhalion needs troll milk, not goat milk. And how you get it is up to you. After all, you speak eloquently and seem to be good at persuading. So, they won't bury you alive. You just need to use a little imagination, and everything will work out.

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Let's stop, back away, and move further away so they don't stumble upon us, ideally, let's retreat to the lighthouse.
I ask one of the companions to write a letter to Lin:

"The missing person was found southeast of the ferry. We managed to overhear a conversation; they are planning to leave south and won't stay here for long. There are four of them, and we are alone. We are awaiting further instructions."
The mercenaries successfully return to the lighthouse.
Lin feels a vibration in her magical pocket.

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- Henry, love is milking a troll together, - Davalia whispered in Henry's ear and continued to giggle, leaning against his back again.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2158
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-- Haaa, -- Henry sighed wearily, partially affected by the flattery and partially by the fact that his voice was already hoarse from arguing.
-- Where can I find you, Vanus?
 

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-- Haaa, -- Henry sighed wearily, partially affected by the flattery and partially by the fact that his voice was already hoarse from arguing.
-- Where can I find you, Vanus?
- Hmm, do you happen to know if there's a good tavern nearby?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2160
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Feeling a pleasant vibration in one of her pockets, Lin reads a message from Nikta, then thinks.

The Slime curse was certainly unfortunate, and it came at a very inconvenient time. This morning, the commander was determined to attack the fugitives only with the full force, but time was running out, and they didn't want to let the scum escape. Weighing the information she had gathered earlier, as well as the combat capabilities of her squad, Lin writes a reply to Nikta.

"Do not engage in battle, continue observation. Maintaining communication, Zeikin, Joe, and I will regroup with your squad. We will then assess the situation; if we can wait for Henry before the targets leave the area, we will wait; if not, we will attack with six of us."

She also relays what is happening to Henry.

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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- Hmm, do you happen to know if there's a good tavern nearby?
-- Well, uh... "Miner's Haven" is the only one I know. In my opinion, it's a dump, but everyone there seems to enjoy it, so I guess it's decent by the standards of this fictional universe," Henry pulls out a map. -- Here it is. I'm planning to stay there for the night as well.
 

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-- Well, uh... "Miner's Haven" is the only one I know. From my perspective, it's pretty awful, but everyone seems to enjoy it, so I guess it's decent by the standards of this fictional universe, -- Henry pulls out a map. -- Here it is. I'm actually planning on staying there tonight.
- Great, Vanus Trahalion can stay there too!
- Van, can we come too? - one of the girls asked.
- Of course you can, sweeties, you should!
- Purr-purr, - the other girl purred and snuggled up to Vanus.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2163
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Nikta receives a message and asks her companions to read it aloud to her.
As they read, she frowns, considering the options. She would like to deal with the well, but unlike the criminals, the bare-breasted mermaids weren't in a hurry to run away.
Well... She will lie in ambush.
- We'll stay here, but we need to find some thicker bushes so that we can't be seen from the ferry or the forest. I think our reinforcements will arrive in a few hours. From time to time, I will go out alone to check if our fugitives are still there. It doesn't make sense for you to come with me; you make too much noise. If I'm gone for a long time, don't follow me; Lin will come, and you can tell her what happened.
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#2164
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Nikta receives a message and asks her companions to read it aloud to her.
As they read, she frowns, considering her options. She would like to deal with the well, but unlike the criminals, the mermaids with bare breasts weren't in a hurry to run away.
Well... She will lie in ambush.
- We'll stay here, we just need to find some thicker bushes so that we can't be seen from the ferry or the forest. I think our reinforcements will arrive in a few hours. From time to time, I will go out alone to check if our fugitives are still there. It doesn't make sense for you to go with me, you make too much noise. If I'm gone for a long time, don't follow me; Lin will come, and you can tell her what happened.
- We c-c-can sit in the m-m-lighthouse, - said Arael.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#2165
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"Did he specifically say he's going to 'stay overnight'?" Henry grumbled to himself as he folded the map.
-- Alright, bye, -- he said to the mage, hoisted Fai onto his back, and left the bathhouse, taking Dávalia with him.

-- So, here's the plan, -- he said to the sorceress. -- Lin won't just sing to the trolls for no reason, but we need them for the quest because we need that stupid milk. To have a chance at getting the milk and not getting beaten up, we need to sing. And without the milk, Obi-Wan won't help the local guy, and we'll look like idiots. Although, I don't really know why I'm bothering with guys and trolls; maybe Lin should just sing to the Slime and we can put this behind us? Tch. I really can't help but complete all the side quests, can I?

The American checked his pocket, which had been vibrating a while ago during something important.
-- Aha. So, they can't handle the default bandits without us either, huh? They might as well mobilize the marines. Okay, fine...

Henry writes in his pocket the results of the investigation at the sorcerer's and his plan to help the local population by appeasing the trolls with singing. And also his estimate of how long it will take him to get there.

-- The sorcerer is probably reckless and will just go through the forest, -- he said to his companion. -- Maybe we should go with him to make it faster?
 

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