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#1400
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I can make a little bit of cream. Do you need some?

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#1401
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I can make a little cream. Do you need it?
Yes, please. Put it in a bowl or something. But if not, I'll manage.
 

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#1402
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- Open your pocket, I'm going to make some cream now, - Faiblupp said to the owner of the magical item (you decide who it is) and began to secrete a acidic sticky substance.
Can I secrete a regular one? I just didn't think about this...
ps I don't have any plates. Maybe someone else has one, a rum bottle or something...

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#1403
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- What are you doing there? - a gruff voice came from the cave. - She wants to poop again! Where's the potty?! - Here! - Dasha hands the vessel to Masha. - Give it back to her. Masha obediently takes the potty and returns to the cave.

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- Open your pocket, I'm going to make some cream now, - Faiblupp said to the owner of the magical item (you decide who) and began to secrete a acidic sticky substance. Can I secrete a regular one? I just didn't think about this... ps I don't have any plates. Maybe someone else has one, a rum bottle or something...
😂 It would be better to secrete it into a bottle...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1404
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/ I don't think it matters where it's made. If everything goes well, then... /
Henry feels the familiar vibration and takes out an interdimensional pocket.
-- No, no, everything is fine, customer! -- the American takes out what the guys there cobbled together, apparently a bottle with a murky liquid. -- See? I guarantee the delivery with my head, it's the company's honor! Look, the smell, the texture, any skin will be ten, no, twenty times more beautiful with this cream! Well, or whatever you're going to apply it to.
-- But first, I need your signature, -- he takes out paper and a pen. -- Name, surname, if any, occupation... Or, if the cream isn't for you, let the customer come out. Because without the customer's signature, it's impossible...
 

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#1405
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/ I don't think it matters where it's made. If everything goes well, then... /
Henry feels the familiar vibration and takes out an interdimensional pocket.
-- No, no, everything is fine, customer! -- the American takes out what the guys there cobbled together, apparently a bottle with murky liquid. -- See? I guarantee delivery, it's the firm's honor! Look, the smell, the texture, any skin will be ten, no, twenty times more beautiful with this cream! Well, or whatever you're going to apply it to.
-- But first, I need your signature, -- he takes out paper and a pen. -- Name, surname, if any, occupation... Or, if the cream isn't for you, let the customer come out. Because without the customer's signature, it's impossible...
Dasha carefully examines the bottle provided to her. She sniffs it and grimaces.
- This isn't cream! It's medicine or something, ugh, it stinks! Go back to the alchemist in Radovud and bring our cream!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1406
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Let him taste it.

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#1407
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"I'm kind of tired of it... Although, up close, it looks good, better not mess with it." -- That's right, cream is a medicine for the skin. To keep the skin healthy and beautiful. Besides, we have a new formula, and the smell should be like this. Want me to show you on myself? -- And also, the cream can be returned to Radwood, but we have new rules. The customer has to go there in person – to Radwood, to the alchemist. And there, they will have to fill out papers, write letters – Henry demonstrates the paper again. – Letters, text. Can you write?
 

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"I'm kind of tired of it... Although, up close, it's quite good, better not mess with it."
-- That's right, cream is a medicine for the skin. To keep the skin healthy and beautiful. Besides, we have a new formula, and the smell should be like this. Want me to show you on myself?
-- And also, the cream can be returned to Radwood, but we have new rules. The customer needs to go there in person – to Radwood, to the alchemist. And there, they will need to fill out papers, write letters – Henry demonstrates the paper again. – Letters, text. Can you write?
- We don't go to people; they come to us. Well, except for messengers. Okay, but if the new cream doesn't work, he won't get any more blue spruce! He'll have to go to the mountains himself!

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Let him try it...
Like if you would also let Masha and Dasha try your cream! Sorry...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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-- What's wrong? We have a beautiful city; you should see it with your friends. Although, it's not my business. Please sign here, -- Henry extends a piece of paper. -- In block letters. Otherwise, he won't believe that you received the goods. I understand that you probably learned other skills; you have a beautiful herd of goats, by the way, but the rules... -- Henry put his hand behind his neck and scratched it. -- The alchemist will tear my head off if I don't do as I'm told. Maybe there's someone else who can write their name, huh?
 

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-- What's wrong? We have a beautiful city; you should see it with your friends. Although, it's not my business. Please sign here, -- Henry extends a piece of paper. -- In letters. Otherwise, he won't believe that you received the goods. I understand that you probably learned other skills; look at your goats, a beautiful herd, by the way, but the rules... -- Henry put his hand behind his neck and scratched it. -- The alchemist will tear my head off if I don't do as I'm told. Maybe there's someone else who can write their name, huh?
Does he even have a pen or a quill? Never mind.

- People don't like us. We don't like people. That's why we don't go there.
The troll signs and returns to the cave.

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Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1412
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But does he even have a pen or a quill?
In general, he has everything in his pocket...
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- People don't like us. We don't like people. That's why we don't go out.
The troll signs and goes back into the cave.
"Damn, she can write!!! Not everyone in our squad can even do that!" Henry thought to himself.
-- Uh, Dasha, are we going to pay? -- he tries to stop her, but gives up on the idea and decisively changes his tone. -- Okay, listen up. Stay put.

Next up: intimidation.

-- I came for the girl. Did you think no one would find out that you were holding her here against her will? You, your friend, and two others. I have friends too, and they'll be here in a minute. So, either you cooperate with me, or you'll get beaten, understand, Dasha? Nice name, by the way. That's why I tried to be nice, because I like you, Dasha. Polish name, right? Anyway, bring the girl out here under any pretext. We're going to return her to her father. We people don't abandon our own, and if someone offends us, that's it, vendetta. First, my friends will arrive, then all the soldiers here and the entire city guard will be here if you don't give up the captive peacefully.
 

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She has everything in her purse...
"Good grief, she can write! Not everyone in our squad can!" Henry thought to himself. "Uh, Dasha, are you going to pay?" he tries to stop her, but gives up and decisively changes his tone. "Alright, stand still."

Next up: intimidation.

"I've come for the girl. Did you think no one would find out that you're holding her here against her will? You, your friend, and two others. I have friends too, and they'll be here in a minute. So, either you cooperate with me, or you'll get beaten, understand, Dasha? Nice name, by the way. That's why I tried to be nice at first, because I like you, Dasha. Polish name, right? Anyway, bring the girl out here under any pretext. We're going to return her to her father. We don't abandon our own, and if someone hurts ours, that's it, vendetta. First, my friends will arrive, then all the soldiers here, and then the entire city guard, if you don't hand over the captive willingly.
The intimidation attempt fails.

Dasha stops, turns around, crosses her arms over her chest, and replies to Henry.
- Oh, you! Liar! This isn't cream, is it?! - Dasha throws the bottle on the ground, and it breaks. - We need the girl. So, until she earns her keep, she's not going anywhere! Call your friends, and I'll call mine, and we'll talk!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#1414
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"Ask those idiots to explain why they even need a girl."