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— So, you were the one inspecting them, not me, lol.
-Okay, let's look together. Anders took the cat in his arms, placed it under his jacket (on his chest), and holding the cat with one hand, unbuttoned the jacket so that Leo was fully visible. After that, he began to examine the goods with a knowing look.
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Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
The merchant eyed Anders with some suspicion but didn't comment.
"So, basically," Anders finished inspecting, and he and the cat probably moved aside, "the prices are quite reasonable. Have you ever wondered why they're so high in cities? That's because stores add a large markup; they want to make a profit, pay taxes, and this guy – by the way, be careful with him – operates off the books, has no extra expenses, and values rare customers more, which is why the prices are like this. In short, the goods are genuine, but the fruit is bad; I don't recommend it. Oh, and... think about buying a potion; it won't hurt you."
Ah, yes... Think about brewing a potion; it won't hurt to have one.
- And will it... you know... not turn me into a grandmother? Because I suddenly remembered that Matthias was reading some rather lewd books, and there was a similar word there, and they turned into beautiful women who always wanted... well, you know.
Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
- Greetings, my lord, my lady, - Veserod gave the merchants a cheerful nod. - What are you up to, trading? Here? Let me see... He put his hands behind his back and carefully examined the goods:Author
Drakkot
- Interesting carving.Author
Airisufirization
- What is this?Author
Demonic Fruit x3
- What's the expiration date?Author
Painting "Gungnir"
- And who is this? An acquaintance of yours? It seems like I might have seen him somewhere.Author
Assassin's Club
- And wearing this is prohibited, according to article 148 of the code, amendment 8 - I can already see from here that the size of the spiked part exceeds the permissible limit for this type of weapon.Author
Pyrotechnician's Dress [F]
- And this is quite good, uhm, I mean, - what shamelessness, you're unlikely to find a buyer for this in our province. Local women prefer a more modest style.Author
Gloves with magical symbols
- Something for young people, maybe for sports enthusiasts?Author
-But... will it... you know... turn me into a grandma? Because I suddenly remembered, Matthias was reading some lewd books, and there was a similar word, and they turned into beautiful women who always wanted... well, you know.
— Maybe it would be easier and happier for you, you wouldn't be sad every day... No, it won't turn you into a grandma.
- Listen, uh... friend... I have two questions for you... First, can you completely destroy everything here? Just in case children come along, get hurt, or something. And the second... - he nervously looked around. - I didn't want to say this, but no one else is saying it, and if it isn't said... Who are you, actually? Some old forest spirit? Do you need to be led somewhere, or...?
-- What audacity does! He just came along with us, and no one even objected, -- the hunchback shook his head. -- Well, let's take it one at a time. I'll try to destroy it, but what I can do is questionable. It requires, um, how can I explain... organic matter. Living matter, that is, flesh or wood -- here, it's about thermal energy, not kinetic energy. Stone won't work. As for who I am, I can answer very briefly, or very long, and we don't really have time for the second option right now. So, the most important thing: my name is Aegisf, I'm from Heckelia, and I wasn't always like this. And when, thanks to one scoundrel, I ended up in this form, I left home and wandered wherever my eyes led me, and eventually ended up here. As you've probably noticed, I'm not exactly welcomed in the city. So, I settled in the southern forest: the atmosphere in the east, as you've seen, isn't very pleasant. I sat there, thinking about where to go next, and then I saw your group -- you seem like decent people, and you're clearly on some kind of mission. I have nothing to do and nowhere to go, so I joined you, hoping to be useful. I'm just drifting around like a fallen leaf, and the wind is about to blow the last of my strength away. I have no family, no tribe, or whatever they call it. And I have no goal in life either. So, it turns out: you need to lead me somewhere, but I don't even know where. I'll stay here for a week or two, the nature is beautiful... And then... we'll see what happens. Author
Demonic Fruit x3
-- Hello again, heh, -- the hunchback leered, licking his chapped lips and rubbing his crotch as Gonzo materialized in a muddy pit somewhere in the southern forest. -- I've been waiting for you, sweetie...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza, e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
- And wearing this is prohibited, according to article 148, amendment 8 of the code – I can already see that the size of the spiked part exceeds the permissible limit for this type of weapon.
*Shakes his head*Author
- And this is very good.
*Nods approvingly*Author
Local women prefer a more modest style.
*Points his finger down*Author
- Something for young people, maybe for sports enthusiasts?
*Nods*Author
- A worthy example.
*Nods approvingly*Author
- And what is this about, some kind of fortune-telling?
- Thank you for the clarification. Overall, with the exception of that particular item, which simply doesn't meet the legal safety requirements – as you understand, ordinary citizens are only allowed to harm or kill each other within the bounds of the law – your merchandise looks satisfactory,” Veserod nodded in response to the merchant's nods and clarified the situation. “We represent people hired by the authorities to maintain order in this part of the territory adjacent to the city. Therefore, I am obliged to ask you about the availability of documents – in particular, I am interested in the invoice for the goods and a trading license.
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