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Okay, let's go to the Monad. On the way, we'll buy a newspaper and read it.

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/Yes/

Perhaps, for some, the journey didn't go as planned, but not for Alessia: she traveled with the hope of resting from the unusually bustling Baldur, and, if possible, earning some money, rather than toiling for local nobles. Fortunately, Mirkoria was giving off the impression of a wonderful place, especially compared to the still semi-wild Serberia. This city even seemed to... want to live up to expectations? Perhaps. Alessia was adapting much better than she would admit. In the leisurely Baldur, she was a passive homebody; in Elheim, she indulged in gambling and even painted her nails "bandit" black, instead of a color more suitable for her overall appearance. And now, it wasn't so much the natural desire for any sensible woman to look decent, or a tendency to extravagance, but the desire to not only blend into the atmosphere of Mirkoria but also to stand out even against such a vibrant backdrop, that led Alessia to "Agape."

Basically, if you need someone specific who buys the newspaper, let it be Gulveig. And let's all read it together on the way. Alex can go wherever he wants, he'll catch up later, and everyone else goes to Monada.

Holy randomness, you even managed to have a gray-text exchange in a peaceful location.
On the way to the salon, Alessia couldn't help but giggle – the baldric brotherhood first marched in formation to a newspaper, with Anselm leading them like a mother hen, and when they, almost climbing over each other in an attempt to look over each other's shoulders, finally finished tormenting the poor newspaper vendor, they moved to the hotel in the same crowd. Clowns. Now the whole city knows – the villagers have arrived...

Entire group: -1 Attack Skill.

Sure.

So, I bought it.
In the meantime, I'm going to the souvenir shop.

"bandit" black

Just don't call it that in front of the Queen of Serberia...

Well, from Alessia's point of view, the queen is something between a fraud on the throne and an evil sorceress, so...

evil witch

Albert really likes this type of character.

and from the queen's perspective, we're something between rabble and heads on pikes...

Maybe we’ll be loyalists and grow to earn the honorable title of useful pawns 😎

After confirming that Alessie was unarmed (or asking her to surrender any weapons), the young woman is escorted inside the salon run by one Ingrid Drache, daughter of some viscount or other. Then, Alessia was led into the women's hall, where several craftswomen were working. 

Men's Hall Classic mustache — 100 selik +1 to attractiveness, +1 to etiquette, +1 to willpower, +1 to endurance. Handlebar mustache — 100 selik +2 to etiquette, +1 to perception, +1 to accuracy. Toothbrush mustache — 100 selik +1 to etiquette, +3% to critical damage  Walrus mustache — 100 selik +1 to etiquette, +2 to endurance, +2 to willpower Pyramid mustache — 100 selik +2 to etiquette, +2 to attractiveness. Imperial mustache — 100 selik +2 to etiquette, +2 to leadership. "English" mustache — 100 selik +2 to etiquette, +2 to craftsmanship. Horseshoe mustache — 100 selik +1 to etiquette, +2 to accuracy, +1 to evasion. Chevron mustache — 100 selik +1 to etiquette, +30 to health. Women's Hall High ponytail — 500 selik +2 to etiquette, +1 to attractiveness, +3 to might, +30 to health. Low ponytail — 500 selik +2 to etiquette, +1 to attractiveness, +3 to evasion, +3 to accuracy. Motherly braid — 500 selik +1 to strength, +3 to stamina, +1 to speed, +2 to intellect, +3 to spirit, +3 to charisma, +3 to beauty, the character cannot be revived with a medkit, their own abilities, or other similar effects.  Spiral curls — 500 selik +3 to etiquette, +3 to attractiveness Strict bun — 300 selik +2 to etiquette, +1 to attractiveness, +3 to endurance, +3 to willpower. Cheerful pigtails — 500 selik +1 to etiquette, +1 to attractiveness, +2 to initiative. Intellectual braids — 500 selik +2 to etiquette, +1 to attractiveness, +2 to craftsmanship, +25% to experience.  Princess haircut — 1500 selik +3 to attractiveness, +3 to etiquette, +3 to leadership, +1000 exp., +3 to craftsmanship. Add-on 1: ahoge — 100 selik -1 to intellect, -1 to speed, +1 to beauty and +1 to stamina, strength, or agility of your choice. Add-on 2: antennae — 100 selik -2 to intellect, -2 to speed, +1 to beauty, +1 to charisma and +1 to two characteristics of your choice except intellect and speed.

Well, what do you say, shall we start growing mustaches? And Loki's beard doesn't give him anything except lice.