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#2195
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By the way, bring back Ment and Drakoshka. And Plesen.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт


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#2196
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Oh no, not Moldy again.

Still hasn't grown yet.

Looks like Sanya crapped himself and didn't turn into a cyber-ogre.

The light bulb on my computer burned out. This is the beginning of the end.

Already 3 sorceresses. And one wizard.

I have 29 samiks left until I reach Shaq. And that's without shoes.

Unfortunately, Loken, the plan with the girl for plugging the ogre is also failing. The tallest woman today is only 215 samiks tall. At this point, the only option left is to turn into an ogre yourself.

Loken, according to the child growth formula, a woman would need to be 268 cm tall, and there hasn't been one like that in the entire history of mankind. Even several surgeries would be simpler.

Reaching Shaquille O'Neal's height is actually doable.

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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Plesen is back. But you're still a shorty.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт


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#2202
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Everyone gets old. But at least I'm not fat like some people. By the way, it's obvious that you're wearing platform shoes and even standing on your tiptoes. If the women are under 160 and also standing farther away from you, then your real height is at most 175. Ah-ha-ha, lol!

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт


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#2205
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2026, photos have long ceased to be evidence, even videos.

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт


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#2206
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Sanya Easy

This, by the way, is me, in my youth:

Damn. That's definitely 180 here, well maybe 178, plus we account for growth over a lifetime. Aren't you actually 230? And you're just warming us up to get attention?

That would make you taller than me back then.

My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#2210
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Sanya Easy

Eh. To turn into an ogre, you need to eat and eat, but lately nothing's been going down. Apathy. All because of Nebko.

:smile51:

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт


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#2216
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Here's what I came up with, Loken. My foot doesn't even fit into elevators anymore, but there's definitely 194 SAMs in them. So, I came up with the idea of attaching a platform to regular shoes — you can order it from a cobbler. And it'll work just the same. I won't grow to Shaq's size, I don't know how he does it, he's really huge. Even much bigger than my brother. Well, for now, this will have to do.

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#2217
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You should have taken a photo of your shoes next to a ruler/measuring tape a long time ago


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#2218
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What, why?

I'm wearing regular sneakers now, size 44.

Good thing, by the way, that I didn't play as the Lich King.

By the way, yesterday I saw a guy on a bike near the store. He was shorter than me, but wide, just insane, and fat. Bought milk and strong beer, that's it.

Hermit's gone missing. Wonder if he's grown up there?

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#2219
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So we don't have to write it every time. Better to show once than to say a hundred times.


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#2220
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And what is there to show, sneakers or something? I gave the elevators to my sister.

By the way, I'm also too short for basketball. I don't even know where to fit in anymore.

My brother is a Stakhanovite. He works, cleans roofs, does odd jobs, works as a loader. I feel a bit sorry for him. And for myself too.

Also, my head has gotten smaller somehow. Old age or something, I guess.

By the way, has anyone ever seen Hermit?

Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день