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Yeah... it's scary to imagine someone doing that to my loved one...

Have you even checked if she's really yours?

Why? I trust my wife.

Sociopaths are those who have children while living in communal apartments.

Why? I trust my wife.

What a progressive young man. I bet you let her go to a nightclub alone, too?

Of course! I personally don't really enjoy these kinds of events; I prefer staying home and playing video games. But she gets bored easily, she's young. She'll dance until midnight and then come home.

Looks like you don't have a wife, Siv, but a daughter.

Don't change the subject. Your 14-year-old girlfriend is practically young enough to be your daughter.

It seems like you don't have a wife, but a daughter, Siv.

And why is that...?

Have you even checked if it's hers?

How can it not be his if he's the one raising it?

Little smoke.

From the word "to smolder"? Horrifying smoldering? Does it smolder so much that smoke rises in a column?

Of course. It's from him.

Did you also answer in music class, when asked, "What is 'the smoke swaying' in this song, what kind of smoke is it?", that Chad is a lake in Africa?

I remember in music class in elementary school, the teacher asked us to write down what we imagined while listening to a piece of music. I wrote that I imagined a burning city at night and corpses lying all around. Then my parents were called to the principal's office, and I vowed never to answer teachers honestly again or do anything in music class. Later, my parents were called to the principal's office again, this time because the top student, Orlov, had five failing grades in music, but that's a completely different story.

I made a vow to myself to always answer teachers honestly.

I started practicing honest answers in my final years of university. It was amusing. When asked why I hadn't learned the material, I would answer that I didn't want to and that I didn't give a damn about studying here. Of course, in a more polite way. But in general, people look at you like you're crazy when you stop making up ridiculous excuses for everything.