Posts from Dreams. Auto-translated

Actually, I thought the opposite. When I saw that Google suggested this image along with the original, I decided that it should become public domain; it's quite beautiful...

nvm just find out u r a girl...

In reality, it's funny because this character was initially presented in this way (in full, very imposing black armor with a closed helmet and a low, gruff voice) to create intrigue about their gender. Although it didn't fool me (and I'm not sure it fooled anyone), it was still an interesting approach.

I had a wild dream about Student Day. There was also a dream where I was in a hotel on the Mediterranean Sea, looking from the balcony at a staged naval battle between Vikings. Then there was another dream about me buying new shorts. In general, it's not surprising that I dreamed all this. All the good things usually happen in dreams. It's a pity I didn't die in my sleep.

It would be even worse to wake up alive.

I meant to die for real and not wake up...

Viking Day
A day when they not only eat but also drink.

Had a wild dream about Student Day.

Then I had another dream about buying myself new shorts.

Were the old ones too tight?

I was a student and had no shorts...
I was literally thinking about buying new ones just yesterday, and that's what I dreamed about.

What happened to the old ones?

I saw too many scantily clad women at once, and they couldn't handle the pressure and broke.

Women?

I had a dream just now, after only 14 hours, where I saw a praying mantis eating aphids on a bush in my yard.

Well, at least it's not garbage.
I wonder what this is for...

I sleep for 14 hours.

That's a decent amount of sleep.

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Women?

Shorts....

Sometimes reality is such that you don't want to wake up.

In 14 hours of sleep, I dreamt that I saw a praying mantis eating aphids on a bush in my yard.

Good dream. It would have been even better if it had eaten those ubiquitous black ants too.