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You're saying this, even though there are happily married couples here, like me and Siv, and also just a successful Cop?

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Today is August.

Just took a tomato out of the fridge and ate it – it’s so divine, cool, refreshing, and natural, simultaneously satisfying both thirst and hunger. No wonder Russia is strong, while those buck-toothed Brits huddle somewhere on a tiny patch of land, eating fish heads with milk, smelling bad, and dying from newfangled diseases, psoriasis, and ass cancer.

Everything was fine: I just went with my nerdy friends to Porter to have some beer on Friday after the Magic: The Gathering tournament...

Why did it end with us drinking goddamn cognac in Zhovten Park, and in the morning, we were all not just half-dead, but simply walking corpses? I won't even mention all the mess that happened during the night...

So, guys, don't overdo it. I still have pretty bad feelings after such a weekend...

There’s no point in living like that. Stay home and play games.

Because you're already an old man. As you get older, alcohol becomes significantly harder to drink than it was when you were 20.

Yeah, and the older you get, the worse the hangover... And if you're old at heart too, you might as well just give up.

That's true; I can no longer spend sleepless nights in front of the computer, and I want to avoid having a headache the next morning, unlike in the good old days.

And if you're old at heart too, then you might as well just give up.

So, what was she trying to dissuade me from when she talked me out of suicide?

You are still young at heart.

Not young.

Yes, I agree.

I sometimes feel incredibly old in the last year and a half.