I think I've seen those two guys in someone's playthrough before...
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A good shinobi walks through the city, looking for some well-off sucker, bumps into him with his shoulder.
- Hey! - He rudely called out to him and pretended that his shoulder was broken. - And how are you going to answer for this? Huh?
I'm just intimidating if anything...
Success.

- Sir, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to...
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maybe even the best, if the main quest leader doesn't interrupt
- Hmm? No. - Felian smiled friendly. - Our people live in cities built on the branches of trees. But not the kind of trees that grow here, but huge ones that block out the sky and even the sun.
- Thank you, - Sid greeted Felian and the farmer's family.
He decided not to spoil the mood of the civilians and not to raise the issue of goblins yet, but he tried to be alert to the sounds and shapes outside the window.
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Quint let out a courtly sigh of relief.
-- Praise the Creator, you have regained consciousness. Such an unexpected fainting spell... How are you feeling now, miss?
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-- She moved to another city. I don't know what you had there, but she constantly talks about you when I visit her. All I hear from her is: "David this, David that, I wish David would come to visit, I wish I could go to the movies with David."
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Nebok, I just need one human specimen of each gender? And, if I'm not mistaken, Kristoll pays 50 gold.
No one said you can't bring more.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
- Wow!!! Can you all fly? Really, all of you?
- Who knows what else you didn't want! How am I supposed to work and support my family now? - Hanzo feigned a sudden attack of pain in his "broken" shoulder. - A-ta-ta-ta... Who will pay for my treatment and vacation now? - He continues to glare at the elf. - You?
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- Of course. Wings are more important than legs for fairies in their homeland - they simply cannot survive without them.
- Heh. Well, son, you won't become a fairy, but if you study well, you can become a mage. They can fly too, - said the farmer to his son.
- No! I want to flap my wings and buzz like a bee, whoosh!
- Well, maybe you'll conjure up some wings for yourself, who knows?
- Whoosh!
The farmer's daughters are still glaring at Felian.
If you've eaten, you can go after the goblins. Or whatever your plan is.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
- Yeah, she's a hot chick...
-- And? Is that all?! Dude, I can't believe it. You know I have a car, I can drive to her right now! Well, I don't really care, and I'm not even sure if you're good enough for my sister, but... Oh, forget it, you're my friend, why not?!
Liu made a surprised face.
-- And? Is that all?! Dude, I can't believe it. You know I have a way to get to her right now! Well, I don't really care, and I'm not even sure you're right for my sister, but... Oh, forget it, you're my friend, why not?!
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
- You know, I can see you're not a bad guy and you genuinely regret what you did, so I'll forgive you for part of your transgression and only ask you to pay for the damages. A month's worth. I don't think 2000 axots is too high a price for someone's health, don't you think? But if you don't have that kind of money, I could introduce you to my friends; they would gladly pay for your handsome face, if you know what I mean...
- Awesome, awesome! Mom, I want to be a fairy and fly!
- Heh. Well, son, you won't become a fairy, but if you study hard, you can become a mage. They can fly too, - said the farmer to his son.
- No! I want to flap my wings and buzz like a bee!
- Well, maybe you can conjure some wings for yourself, who knows?
- Vzzzzzz!
The farmer's daughters continued to stare at Felian.
Having quickly finished his meal, he exchanged glances with Sid and left the table, remembering to thank the farmer for his hospitality.
Hanzo put his other arm around the elf and continued in a calmer tone.
- You know, I see you're a decent guy and you genuinely regret what you did, so I'll forgive part of your transgression and ask you to pay for the damage. A month's worth. I don't think 2000 axots is too high a price for someone's health, don't you think? But if you don't have that kind of money, I could introduce you to my friends; they would gladly pay for your pretty face, if you know what I mean...
Looking around the corner, Maylin decided to start her mission by trying to befriend the two girls sitting at one table.
- Good afternoon, ladies, - she bowed slightly to both beauties. - I'm an assistant from the magic academy, would you like to participate in a small scientific experiment and earn 50 axots for it?
- Dude. Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
I need to be less sentimental, I guess. It's just a shadow of David, not the real David. His trace, somehow brought into our world. But I hope that the real David is somewhere out there, hearing me through this mental entity, and appreciates my efforts."
-- David, it's me, Liu Ping, your Asian friend, I brought beer. So, are you in?
"Okay, one last try."
-- Hey, when I was coming to your place, I smelled something burning. And I still smell it... Is your mom cooking something? -- Liu put down the beer and, sniffing, climbed a few steps.
-- David, dude! There's a fire! We're on fire! Dude, what do we do, we're on fire?!!!!
Do you have any photos of your daughters?
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

