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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#69318
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On Tinder?
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#69319
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In the Huinder.

Be strong. Believe
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#69320
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In Grinder.

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She's sick, and this scumbag Robin doesn't appreciate it.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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What I found.

I heard that people here love card games and heroes.

So, there was a card game based on "Heroes" – albeit the rather awful sixth installment, but still.
It was called Might & Magic: Duel of Champions.
I even played it a bit.

It looked something like this:





The game closed in 2016, but, as it turns out, last year some kind soul put together a fully functional launcher for it.
You can play against the computer, in hotseat mode, online, everything works.
It even runs great offline.

You can download it here:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OxAAQxnXI0vd0zXPNzmVrlHQNJqy4bhm/view?ref=dtf.ru
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#69322
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Chinese gamers are being given away a porn game for free so that they don't catch the coronavirus. "To avoid infection with 2019-nCoV, it is better to stay at home. That's why we decided to give away 45,000 copies of the game so you have some company. Please accept our gift and stay strong!" - the authors wrote.
An interesting way to care for people: "Want to be healthy - masturbate."
Графомания путешественника
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#69324
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Self-improvement is self-destruction. Masturbation is what truly matters.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#69325
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checkmate
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#69326
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I was cleaning up my work computer and found this.





Feel the full hopelessness and despair of the third point.
Siverfale
First, you write about how bad it is without a girlfriend.
Then, just for fun, you check out their profiles on Badoo.
Then, as a joke, you message them ("just to troll them)))))").
Then you develop the joke further and invite one of them on a date.
And then, before you know it, you have a mortgage and a wife with a belly.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#69327
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No matter how many times I read that quote, I keep thinking how cool it would be to make such a joke... But, apparently, my sense of humor isn't quite up to par.
 

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#69329
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Ment meant that he wanted to make a joke in such a way as to get a mortgage and a beer belly.

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By the way, I must admit - this is not my joke. It was one of my acquaintances who predicted such a future for me. However, I seem to have the same sense of humor as Ment...
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#69330
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Isn't Ment a member of the aristocracy? Wouldn't his relatives be able to buy an apartment in the center of Moscow?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#69331
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If he were an aristocrat, they would have provided him with serf girls.
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#69332
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So, is he a poor aristocrat?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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