Posts from Ikimashou

The guy in the picture doesn't look like an elf.

Half-elf. They mix bloodlines, and then they start growing beards and getting bald spots.

It’s funny that I submitted a character without a beard for this contest, and I shaved my own beard recently.

Nothing funny.

You did everything correctly.

beard

shave

grow

Unique examples of incredibly disgusting-sounding words.

Go to hell.

Potatoes in your beard.

Video with musical accompaniment.

8

apparently, the best submissions have already been sent, and all sorts of… well, let’s just say less impressive ones are being sent in at the last minute.

Damn, it's a video contest.

I actually sent it in advance, but something went wrong. Maybe I'll cancel it.

Alright, I'll vote for the guys, fine.
1 — 9, takes care of himself, which is a definite plus if you're good-looking. Clearly waiting for a girl on a date, successful.
2 — 4, takes care of himself, but still looks like a stuffed doll; if he even has a girl, it's only because he has money.
3 — 5, looks like a poor guy who tries to take care of himself with whatever means he has, thinks a beard will make him look more masculine, but it doesn't work.
4 — 9, what time is it? It's the time of a successful guy with a cool revolver, who's stuck in the friend zone with a dumb, boorish girl. If it weren't for that twist, he'd be mega-successful. He knows why he has a beard and how to use it.
5 — 3, also takes care of himself, but still looks like a stuffed doll. If girls even give him the time of day, it's only if he pays them or threatens them...
6 — 1, there's not much to say here.
7 — 6, he doesn't look like a stuffed doll, but I don't understand girls who go for him (if there are any)
8 — 5, and this guy looks too immature; if girls even go for him, it's only out of pity. Or he has a wonderful soul... (but we're not evaluating that here)
9 — 8, he's good-looking in general, but he takes care of himself in a strange way. If he trimmed his bangs on time, he'd get a 9-10. However, even in this state, girls want him.
10 — 2, not a 6, of course, but still looks like a stuffed doll.
11 — 6, I know that he's actually a successful cutie who gets girls and attention. And I'd give the artwork a 10, but this is a male beauty contest, and the faces aren't clearly visible in this artwork. So I had to lower the score significantly so as not to offend the ugly guys whose faces are visible.
12 — 5, his facial features seem okay, and he's drawn pretty well, not to mention that he clearly takes care of himself. But there's something unpleasant, repulsive about him. It's just... ugh.

How do I go on living now, when one of the H3 girls called my portrait a scarecrow.

I thought you sent it on the 9th... x)