Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I need it. But if they invent a virtual husband, or even better, a virtual harem, then I'd be willing to wait.

A virtual wife will be a bonus for pre-ordering an apartment on Mars.

I need one. But if they invent a virtual husband, or even better, a virtual harem, then I'm willing to wait.

A virtual wife will be a bonus for pre-ordering an apartment on Mars.

Why do you need Mars, you perverts? You can grow potatoes on Earth too.

Go screw yourself.

Nah, I'd rather be on Mars than...

Get stuffed.

Or even better – a potato enema and off to Mars.

Will We Survive Mars? - Glad You Asked S1 (E1)

Okay, YouTube, now recommend videos about virtual girlfriends.

Screw potatoes.

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Ramil said that in the army, he was threatened with rape. He didn't serve, so he's not a real man, as they say. Conscript Ramil Shamsutdinov shot his fellow soldiers at a military unit in the Trans-Baikal region because of the threat of being "bullied." He gave corresponding testimony to the military investigation, which was published by Baza. According to Shamsutdinov, after he joined the service, his phone was stolen – "or rather, taken away." The private did not tell his parents about this incident, but simply hid the SIM card so that he could periodically insert it into other people's phones and call his family. The young man noted that they also took money from him. "Who should I complain to? It's ridiculous. There's simply no one to report to. Who should I tell if the officers themselves beat me? I thought about running away, but everything is locked up. What could I do?" he explained. Shamsutdinov claims that on the same day, the officers promised to "bully" him. It was all supposed to happen after guard duty. "They said it directly, warned me that they would rape me," the suspect continued.

HAHAHAHA, I laugh and groan out loud, howling like a fierce wind. Don't joke so funnily, son, because I no longer have the strength to laugh. Just so you know, if "threats of rape" were something other than just threats, I could already give Sasha Grey a run for her money in terms of experience in passive sexual encounters. A typical day in the army goes something like this: O – officer, I – me Morning O: Orlov, you bastard, why is your bunk so dirty? Do you want me to fuck you in the ass??? I: Uh, I'll clean it up now... Day: O: Orlov, you bastard, why are you moving so slowly? Everything is fucked up, we're all fucked, the inspection will come, and they'll fuck us up! Come on, faster, or I'll fuck you up! I: Aaaaaa, I'm already running... Evening O: You are all fucking assholes, you all shit yourselves, I will fuck you all up, I declare war on you! Orlov, step out of formation. I declare my gratitude. I: Umm... I serve Russia! In short, you get the status of a homosexual about ten times a day, and you also receive that many threats of rape. And at the same time, depending on your diligence, you may hear that you are doing a good job up to five times. They took his phone – well, that's really harsh. What did he even hope for, bringing it openly? Although, this isn't a Russian scam, so he might not have even theoretically been able to read the rules on this point. If they beat him – where are the injuries, the bruises? They must have just been "playing" with him, not beating him. The face of this Tatar guy suggests that he wasn't taught to endure pain in childhood. Of course, things are different everywhere, and so on. But I want to argue, it's not very interesting in real life, because everyone already knows everything, but this is how a person who served sees the situation. And "people" who didn't serve are collecting money for this loser and writing petitions. Why? Why? Why does it happen that as soon as a guilty pseudo-victim appears, a herd of hysterical people immediately forms and rallies to defend him? It's a mechanism of subconscious association, an understanding that if the hysterical person were in the place of this Tatar subhuman, the same fate would befall him, only perhaps he wouldn't even have the balls to pull the trigger. And what am I getting at? That now they really need to "put him in his place," because he has caused the entire army to be subjected to unscheduled inspections.

We definitely need to drop this now.

To hell with this.

But seriously, Alex, you're not acting like yourself. From my vantage point on the couch, it looks like something much worse happened – people were killed, but unscheduled inspections can be endured.

Yes, I’m not arguing, it’s definitely bordering on surrealistic nightmare – 8 people because of one incompetent colleague. But everyone already knows about them, and no one is really thinking about how this will affect the entire Russian Armed Forces.

In short, you get labeled as a homosexual about ten times a day and receive that many threats of rape.

This is normal in any isolated place where there are only men and no women.

I saw pictures where soldiers in Russian Federation uniforms were doing all sorts of lewd things with other soldiers, and also a video where a soldier was forced to sit on a bottle with his buttocks. Is all of this photoshopped?

I saw a video where Russian soldiers did all sorts of lewd things with a female civilian. And I also saw a video where a female American soldier did all sorts of lewd things with civilians. Ugh, when will American female soldiers invade Ukraine...?

Siv, where are the pictures?

Sent.