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When Mortulus broke through.

A complex prank.

Akaky Akakievich is a timid, downtrodden man, earning his four hundred rubles a year through hard work and agonizing humiliation. This subdued, speechless creature silently endures the "office mockery" of his colleagues and the rudeness of his superiors.

I downloaded that RPG Maker game that Sieverfail was talking about on Twitter, but I haven't launched it yet.

So you still haven't played it?

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My 'sword' is more like a small dagger. The only way I can feel like a real warrior is carrying the sword of another man. I once carried another man's sword in each hand while swallowing a large man's broadsword.

What strange excuses people come up with...

I played for about forty minutes, but I still couldn't tell if the introduction had ended or not. I quit and didn't launch it again.
The introduction seemed a bit too long, and the future tags, as far as I could roughly sense them, probably wouldn't appeal to me in this particular implementation.

Yesterday, I had a bit of a scuffle in the Dungeon. Some bald demon hunter, level 120, dared to attack our glorious city and harass the peaceful citizens. I had to take him down with a single flick of my finger.

Create a thread with a fun quiz or something similar.

I'll be home, I'll look for something interesting, especially for you ;)

Which faction from the Heroes of Might and Magic universe do you prefer?

Which character from Game of Thrones are you, the one who stands in the background and fights, but isn't shown much? Which character from Attack on Titan are you, the one who got eaten? Which character from My Hero Academia are you, the one who doesn't have a Quirk? Which character from Avatar are you, the one who doesn't have magic and can't fight at all? If the tests follow Nebo's Arandor template and aren't about psychology, then they should be of this kind.

Which faction from the Heroes of Might and Magic series are you?

Looks like you're an Archer A*
You're practically invisible, and everything that hits you doesn't come out.

I'll be home, I'll look for something interesting, especially for you ;)

But what's the point, I just wanted to take a break from work...

I just wanted to take a break from work...

You need it for that expansion. And in general, hire a secretary and take breaks.

Right now, I'd love to be a big, fat guy with a secretary, an office, security, and a McDonald's nearby.