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Marmot
You won't believe how epic this can be until you watch it! The commentator is simply amazing!
Tetris Tournament 2018 Final
Can he throw two sticks in a row? At 37 years old? I doubt it. :smile40: :smile40: :smile40:
This is a case where the commentator makes all the difference! :smile54:
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If anyone is wondering where Maretti disappeared to, I ate him!

Нам это идеально подойдёт! (с)

"Совесть - она либо есть, либо её нет" (с) RedWhait HP
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Can he throw two spears in a row? At 37? I doubt it.
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This is a case where the commentator decides! :smile54:
There was an old man, 75 years old, who worked on a construction site as a strong bricklayer and worked normally. As you age, the brain and organs wear out, only due to illnesses.
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Ландау лев https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNj_9EQxDoI&t=1174s

Тут делимся книгами /topic/at/1139927/
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Actually, she's trying to flirt with him (unsuccessfully; he doesn't even look her way...). Sir Davos prefers natural women; silicone doesn't inspire him.
"There's no need to execute me,sir Davos . I'll be dead before dawn."
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It seems that Anya doesn't appreciate such a sexist question.
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"There's no need to execute me,sir Davos . I'll be dead before dawn."
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Is the player name 4CB because he has a big sense of self-importance? :)
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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The situation isn't exactly funny, but it's definitely absurd and probably amusing.
I was playing a match with a player from Russia (let's skip the nicknames) and I lost. I'm from Ukraine. I logged in to transfer a small amount of money to him (again, no specifics) to cover the loss. I clicked "transfer" and went back to my own business.
Then this happened. I received a message from PrivatBank saying that my Privat24 account was blocked due to suspicious activity. To unblock it, I need to go to a PrivatBank branch.
I was shocked. I called them and asked what the hell was going on. They said they noticed suspicious activity on my card (they mentioned the last four digits) and blocked my access to Privat24. So, I can't use any of my cards (can't check my balance, nothing...). I told them, "Damn it, unblock my account," and they replied that only I can do that, and I need to go to any PrivatBank branch in person with my passport. I was completely stunned.
Tomorrow I'll go to the bank and then I'll tell you how this saga ends.
P.S. Player "X," we'll settle this tomorrow
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Could you tell me in a private message how it's possible to play for stakes when: a) it's known that a maphack exists, and b) it's known that no one is going to fight against it, and c) you yourself play without a maphack? What's the point here?
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Al Feyn
Tell me in a private message – how can you play for stakes if:
a) it is known that a maphack exists,
b) it is known that no one is going to fight it,
c) you yourself are playing without a maphack.
What's the point?
Well, I didn't know about the maphack, for example.
+ It wasn't that much money that I would cry over, and I don't think the opponent would cheat for it.
+ The player has a high win rate.
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Al Feyn
Tell me in a private message – how can you play for stakes if:
a) it is known that a maphack exists,
b) it is known that no one is going to fight it,
c) you yourself play without a maphack.
What's the point?
And what's the point of playing for stakes if the opponent might not pay up? :D

Perhaps it's because the amounts are small, and the opponent, who is usually a well-known player, won't risk their reputation for 300-500 rubles. Playing for money against a no-name is not very smart; such stories have surfaced on the forum several times.
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A question that has always bothered me as well:
Where did the Griffin Conservatory come from in "Heroes"?
Read the discussion, it's enjoyable.
JoeSpinner:
I just realized that the hero is actually a damn looter, robbing graves, a vandal destroying griffin preserves, and a bank and warehouse robber. And he lives by the code of the Russian criminal underworld (AUE), the main hero is the boss, and the secondary ones are suckers...
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Russel_lDHl
I wonder, where did you get the 100% accurate information about the existence of a maphack, Al Feyn?

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Хаос - это порядок, которым сложнее управлять.

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