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I had a dream about prison today. My friend from school (he's in a different prison) asked me about my long, unkempt hair, saying something like, "Why don't you get a haircut? Aren't you afraid they'll ask why you look like a woman?" I explained, "Those skinny, narrow-minded guys are going to ask? I don't need to listen to those losers; I told them to go to hell." Our classmate walked by and laughed at what I said.
Despite the overall harmlessness of the dream, I woke up in a terrible mood. The atmosphere of prison has a negative effect even in dreams.

Has he already started growing his hair out?

Yeah, I started back in May, I think. In June, my parents made me get a haircut for the exam session. Now they're trying to make me get a haircut for the retake, but I really don't want to agree to it right now.

Creepy.
Don't agree.

You're just walking around, thinking about the bleakness and misery of your existence, calmly rotting away, going to bed, and in your dream, your brain kicks you in the groin. Well, that's just great... Anyway, in some kind of hypothetical apartment (with a very cool designer interior), there was me, another guy, and two girls... The guy was either very similar to me or a copy of me. In the dream, I suggest to this guy that we trick the girls into doing something interesting. He refuses, starts spouting some nonsense, waves his hand, and in general, he's a real jerk. Eventually, the girls kick him out themselves and close the door behind him. I have to trick them myself. They resist a bit, but in the end, they agree. And then... And it was all so detailed, with all the specifics, it's still vivid in my mind, as if it actually happened in real life. Now I have to deal with this all day long

I had a dream about a Soviet research institute today.

I initially thought that in the dream, Alexa was locked up in a Soviet research institute and not allowed to leave until she invented something. Like a combat Soviet mane, for example.

I had a remarkably vivid and coherent dream, although the details are fading. I'll try to describe it. A brother and sister needed to get to another world. I don't remember if they stole something or if something else happened. Their grandmother, who turned out to be a kind of good Sorceress, told them that they needed to visit several worlds and collect certain items, and that doors and arches would serve as portals. Strangely, sometimes the world changed immediately after the arch, and sometimes they had to walk a bit. They started their journey in a park, then ended up in a typical lava location, like in Oblivion or in the Arena of the Dragon from Heroes of Might and Magic. There they met their first enemies, two very tough warriors, a woman and a man. It turned out that the brother could suddenly throw fireballs, and the sister could throw ice bolts (or vice versa). But they ran away from the enemies to another location, like a coliseum. There they searched the location, found a few cool things, climbed the stairs, and went through an arch. The location was empty. Through the arch, they ended up on a green, colorful slope where a bunch of strange creatures were milling about. They went to the palace, where they seemed to grab something and saw a portal, like from Stargate, hanging in the air on the balcony, and they had to jump into it. After teleportation, it would turn off for a while, but it could transport them anywhere. Through it, they ended up in the last location, which was also a palace, but it was like a labyrinth, and the necessary artifacts were lying at the entrance, guarded. And it turned out that magic no longer worked. When they tried to steal them, the guards became alerted, and they started running through the labyrinth. Then they quickly returned, stole the artifacts, and ran away. They went to the previous location, but there everyone already knew and was in on it. We wanted to go home through the hanging portal, but a chair was thrown at us right under our noses, and it turned off. Okay, we ran on our own, through something like a mausoleum. There we met some kind of delegation, like representatives from Russia and America, and some other guy. They needed something, but we were like, "Leave us alone, we're being chased," and ran away. We climbed a slope that became almost vertical, ran through the coliseum, and on the lava field, those warriors were there again. Then it turned out that magic was working, and we blasted them with fireballs and ice bolts, but they followed us into the park. At the gate, the old woman was waiting, who hypnotized those warriors. We thanked her and gave her the artifacts that she had asked us to collect. She said that everything was fine and that she would now help us or just said that everything was fine. The end.
I also vaguely remember that there were other locations, like inside a large building with traps, tombs, a city, and something else, but I don't remember the details; I've already forgotten.
Oh, and I also had the feeling that it was all happening inside a Disney cartoon.

I had a dream that Revan created a fairy specifically for Arandor in the expansion. And Arandor created a fairy girl.

You walk around, thinking about the bleakness and misery of your existence, calmly decaying, going to bed, and in your dream, your brain kicks you in the groin.
Well, that's just great... In general, I was in some kind of conditional apartment (with a very cool designer interior), along with some other guy and two girls. The guy was either very similar to me or a copy of me. In the dream, I suggest to this guy that we trick the girls into giving us some interesting things. He refuses, starts talking nonsense, waves his hand, and in general, he's a rare jerk. As a result, the girls kick him out themselves and close the door behind him. I have to trick them myself. They resist a little, but eventually agree. And then...
And it was all so detailed, with all the details, it's still vivid in my mind, as if it happened in real life. Now I have to live with that in my head all day.

Now, this is a theme for erotic and near-erotic dreams.
I dreamed that I was with my real-life colleague in some kind of hotel, maybe we were at a corporate event or on a business trip. So, we're talking, laughing, and then she suddenly grabs my hand and says something like, "Let's have some fun," we go to her bedroom and wink conspiratorially at everyone, like, "See, we're going to her bedroom ;) :o," as if that was the whole point of having fun. We go into the bedroom, and she says, "Okay, that's enough," and turns away, but not very confidently. I suddenly press her close to me and start kissing her, and I think to myself, "Damn, I hope I'm doing this right." Then I realize that she's responding to me with great enthusiasm, and I mentally exhale, like, "Yes, it worked," and then, of course, I wake up :(
Oh well...

I had a dream that Revan specifically created fairies for Arandor in the expansion. And Arandor created a fairy girl.

That's how fairies used to be in the expansion. And there were lamias. And some other semi-furries, locked in reservations. But nobody played as them, and they weren't even found among the NPCs. I'm not entirely sure why they're not in Schism. Did they go extinct or migrate?

They became extinct because they were no longer needed for the plot or by the players.

We needed to create a squad of fairies, lizards, snakes, ogres, and other monsters and travel around the cities, just like players do in real life.

I should have created a squad of fairies, lizards, snakes, ogres, and other monsters and stayed at home, like hardcore gamers do in real life.

Fixed.

I should have created a squad of Arreat warriors and stayed at home, like hardcore gamers do in real life.

Now I've definitely fixed it.

But I didn't mean that we are traveling...