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The cat got really upset. This time, it even bit its paw until it bled (it calms and sobers me up when I'm upset). Maybe it's because of the long break from training, or maybe it's the exams. Knowing myself, it's probably the first reason, but it's never been this bad before.

Most likely, both factors are influencing it.

Wow, I'm really happy right now, for the first time in the last three weeks. I was browsing my bookmarks online and found THIS:
https://m.vk.com/album-128521419_236831613
https://m.vk.com/album-128521419_236830905
Besides sabers, axes, boots, and other wonderful and essential items, there are sources for dice and smoking pipes! I can already see the Azure Watch patrolling the festival's nighttime camp and beating up nicotine lovers for their anachronistic cigarettes and pipes, while I'm smoking somewhere on top of a rampart and watching these goblins, just like Petrukhin watching the Hemaists... And in general, there's a lot for a reenactor to think about. I still have a blissful smile on my face.

And do people not get upset about historically inaccurate condoms?

If they see it, they might break it. It is recommended to make it yourself from bull intestines.

- Son, what do you need intestines for? Are you going to make sausage?
- No, Mom. For condoms.

In general, if you compare the prices of intestines and condoms, it seems like a pretty good idea, even in the 21st century.

And then you'll have a minotaur hatch...

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good thing I’m not Russian.

Seriously, I burst out laughing at the FUUUUUUU~ comic from 1918.

Good thing I'm not Russian 2.

We are all citizens of the Soviet Union.