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I've heard a million stories about people hiding their alarm clocks in obscure places, so they have to spend half an hour looking for them. And about how they solve all sorts of difficult problems, like differential equations and integrals. And many other things. But it always ends the same way: the person turns off the alarm clock (or removes the batteries/throws it out the window, etc.) and falls back asleep.
To wake up from an alarm clock, you simply need to go to bed on time and get a good night's sleep; otherwise, it's all pointless.

simply go to bed on time and get a good night's sleep.

In such cases, you won't even need an alarm clock.

alarm clock

don't oversleep and miss work, school, or an important meeting!

Problems of all sorts of losers.

successful people

Successful people are woken up by maids.

successful people wake up their servants themselves :smile08:

But it always ended the same way: the person would turn off the alarm clock (or remove the batteries/throw it out the window, etc.) and fall back asleep.

This is because these stories were written by all sorts of fantasists who had never used an alarm clock.

If I really need to be somewhere, I wake up calmly to the sound of my alarm clock. And it doesn't matter if I slept for 10 hours, 2 hours, or didn't sleep at all.

I also wake up easily when I need to be somewhere after 12.

It’s easiest to wake up when you haven’t slept at all.

In such cases, an alarm clock is not even needed.

Well, unless the wake-up time is usual, but for the first 3-4 times, you'll still have to use an alarm clock.
Just as cats occupy all the free space in boxes, and women evenly distribute themselves on sidewalks, the Guard will sleep for all the available time if nothing wakes him up.

go to bed on time, and sleep well

Easier said than done... but I can't seem to make myself do it.

Easy to do.

Well, here's 21²⁰. I guess it's time to go to bed.

Good night.