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#335
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If my dad had a European 1.5-ton truck, my son wouldn't stand a chance...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#336
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Alexeagle
If dad had a European longsword, his son wouldn't stand a chance...
The son uses Iaido.
The dad receives 150x10=1500 damage (-1200/300) (death).
Iaido (x2)
A Warrior can make a surprise attack on an enemy next to him. Such an attack, if successful, deals ten times more damage. Stealth from agility (1.0) for this attack is one and a half times higher. Only outside of battle.
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#337
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If the father had a European broadsword, the son wouldn't stand a chance...
Let's not forget to mention the Guard. A katana would slice through the father, the broadsword, and even a thick wall in a single swing. Because it's forged in a thousand layers over decades.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#338
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Too complicated of a joke.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#339
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Quite basic.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#341
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I'm also feeling a bit lazy about playing them all, to be honest. Especially considering that the reward is just a single рубашка (generous Blizzard Kappa). But the mode is actually fun, and I enjoy it, if only it weren't so dependent on which final boss you get and which cards work well for him. I haven't encountered the Kobold King yet, but the most unpleasant one so far has been Darkness.
I'm too f*cking old
To sell my soul
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#342
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but the most unpleasant one turned out to be Dungeon.
I defeated it through fatigue (!!!). Just think about that.

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I haven't encountered the Kobold King yet.
The worst boss; the others at least counter specific archetypes, but the King counters everyone. The only way to defeat him is with a very aggressive deck, and even then, he shouldn't get good treasures.
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#343
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Azari annoyed me the most.

Whatever
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#344
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Heroist
Azari annoyed me the most.
He's unpleasant, but I defeated him with a rogue deck without any problems. I put together a very dirty deck - with double deathrattles and a billion beetles that spawn golems after death. In the end, even though he burned some of my beetles, I still won. But that same King could have drawn a 3-mana spell that silences and kills the entire enemy board - and that would have been it.
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#346
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I wouldn't say so – few people keep their rifle always loaded.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#347
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Also, you can parry bullets with a katana. In the expansion pack.
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#349
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It's not that the Darkness is overpowered, but it's just a collection of the most annoying cards in the whole game (burials, mind control, and all those priest-like things). That's probably why I got so frustrated when I lost to it.
The Evil Eye is a decent boss, not too easy, but not overpowered either. The Dragon is either "too easy, didn't even feel it," or it buffs the Chest to 8/14 with Lifesteal, and you have no answer, so you just sit there like an idiot.
I'm too f*cking old
To sell my soul