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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#64975
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Who's the real winner in life? A cat. For the second time, a kidney stone attack has saved me. The first time, it helped me avoid a difficult exam with a notoriously strict professor. This time, there's a good chance I'll get out of having to draft a bunch of contracts.
А, вот почему.

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#64976
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If only everyone were that lucky.
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#64980
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This is more than just a cat. This is a Cat with a capital "C," an image that combines Bulgakov's Behemoth, the Cheshire Cat, and Puss in Boots.
Cat Jacob is the patriarch of the feline-canine tribe. And perhaps even the human one. He kills with a single glance, filled with dignity and slight disdain, teaches Zen, warms you at night, relieves painful spasms (cat first aid), and destroys rodent reconnaissance groups.
And he also knows life – which is why he doesn’t mind giving up his place in a warm sleeping bag…
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#64982
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For those who were concerned about my health but don't hang out in the chat.
[11:40:11] Drakkoshka: Life is pain.
[11:40:22] Drakkoshka: When I went to the hospital, I was prepared for anything, but not for this T_T
[11:40:28] Drakkoshka: It's awful :(
[11:40:32] Drakkoshka: I almost cried :(
[11:41:34] Neyra: what did I miss? o:
[11:41:49] Drakkoshka: I was taken to the hospital on Wednesday with kidney stones.
[11:42:11] Drakkoshka: On Thursday, I went to the doctor, who told me to wait until Monday, and then to see a urologist.
[11:42:21] Drakkoshka: I had a bunch of tests done, and today we went for an ultrasound.
[11:42:24] Drakkoshka: Everything is terrible T_T
[11:42:32] Neyra: :(
[11:42:42] Neyra: what did they find?
[11:42:44] Drakkoshka: The tests are generally okay, and the ultrasound is perfect.
[11:42:48] Neyra: are they going to put you in the hospital?
[11:42:49] Drakkoshka: They're discharging me T_T
[11:42:55] Drakkoshka: Oh my god T_T
[11:42:57] Neyra: damn it
[11:43:11] Neyra: I was already scared that something terrible had happened
[11:43:18] Drakkoshka: It is terrible!!!
[11:43:19] Neyra: but did the pain go away?
[11:43:30] Drakkoshka: The pain went away on Wednesday, when the stone passed.
[11:45:52] Alex: Damn it
[11:46:05] Alex: Don't scare us like that again
А, вот почему.

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#64983
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Heterosexual women experience equally strong arousal from pornography featuring “man-woman,” “woman-woman,” and “man-man” pairings, while heterosexual men are aroused only by “man-woman” and “woman-woman” pairings. As an indicator of sexual arousal, the level of blood flow to the genitals was recorded using special sensors. If women experienced equally strong arousal when viewing each of the three types of pornography, men reacted only to films featuring women.
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А, вот почему.

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#64985
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Heterosexual women are equally aroused by pornography featuring “man-woman,” “woman-woman,” and “man-man” pairings.
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#64986
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British scientists are so British.
А, вот почему.

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#64987
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I wanted to write something funny, but I couldn't come up with anything.

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I've got it: that's why Kosh ships everyone together!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#64988
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hisses at everyone.

Whatever
#64989
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Koshe shouldn’t have taken sick leave.
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#64990
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Heroist
hisses at everyone
Is "щ" the correct way to spell it? Because Google didn't find anything.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]