Posts from Serene Summer

And I was hoping they’d send at least one hot, muscular guy in swimming trunks, but all they could muster was Putin.

I don't want to go back to 2010... Back to sophomore year again? Who even likes that year and why? Or is it supposed to be the golden age of HWland? Well, I don't know, there weren't any expansions back then, so it wasn't golden.

But there were expansions. The first one was around 2009 or 2010.

You're about 15 years late....

Maybe they just don't have newer issues of "Cosmopolitan" at his school. ;)

1. 0/10. If I vote for Putin, my parents will kick me out of the house, sorry. 2. 3/10. I've seen cuter girls in Hydropark, I swear. 3. 10/10. Dude, whoever sent this photo, I don't know who you are, but you're awesome. I have some guesses who it might be, but I'll keep quiet and wait for the end of the contest. Anyway, a well-deserved 10, this is top-notch. 4. 7/10. Beautiful and creative advertisement, but still just an advertisement. But it's good. 5. 5/10. Typical girl from Arandor pictures. 6. 6/10. I would have given it a higher rating, but this sea looks more autumnal than summery... 7. 10/10. Aegyptophiles should stick together. 8. 10/10. Aegyptophiles should stick together. 9. 4/10. Boring... 10. 7/10. Cool. And the wreaths look patriotically. =)
11. 8/10. Suddenly, I liked it. The flower, the breasts, and the hair – everything is good.

If I vote for Putin, my parents will kick me out of the house, sorry.

lel

Actually, to be honest, for me, the number one is the third one; I almost fell in love with it...

I just couldn't give a perfect score to Asian factions, you understand.

A sweet, gentle image.

For me, it's more associated with an arrogant slave owner in the south, to whom her father gifted slaves and wealth.

She should be in my place!

1) Putin... Well, he'll get 146 points out of 140 anyway. We already know that. 2/10
2) Google says that this is Pamela in her youth, but in my opinion, it's not very good. 3/10
3) Blue hair... 3/10
4) Usually, when a girl only photographs what is below her nose, it indicates an attempt to hide fatal flaws in her face. 2/10
5) Cute girl. 9/10
6) Well, somehow... Okay, I'll give a standard +1 point for the armor, and add +1 point for the chess... 4/10
7) Well, here's a different conversation. There is a tendency in such contests to find beautiful Asian women more easily, and many take this easy path... And still, she deserves 8/10. I would also like to note that the swimsuit is good, comfortable and beautiful.
8) Well, the previous Asian girl was better. 5/10
9) 5/10, also average.
10) 1/10, the previous jokers at least took the time to send complete people, and not just a piece.
11) Normal. 6/10

Hey, why didn't you make a joke about me? I'm offended, I'm giving you a dislike, and I'm unsubscribing...

You burned along with the girls.

Tox is walking through the forest and sees a burning bathhouse with girls inside. He enters and burns to death.

1. Cross - 3.
2. She never appealed to me - 4.
3. I like the color - 5.
4. Such an oily/sweaty woman, mmm... - 8. And in the background, Revan is wearing tight shorts.
5. And then it turns out she has a tattoo on her lower back - 7.
6. Plak-plak.
7. Plus a point for being wet - 7.
8. She looks into the emptiness inside me and doesn't have any ulterior motives - 5.
9. Fun, but not for me - 5.
10. I still don't understand the meaning of what was written, sorry - 4.
11. Fashionable swimsuit - 6.

Fun, but not for me - 5.

true story

That's more like it!

Added 5 minutes later

It's unlikely that anyone here understands the jokes about CS, but here it is, it reminded me of something.

1. They should be beaten for that. Hard and for a long time. With their feet. 1;
2. Yes. 10;
3. No. 2;
4. Salvador Dali is dead. 2;
5. Why not. 10;
6. I've seen enough. 5;
7. No. 3;
8. No. 3;
9. It'll do. 5;
10. Sex is the same, but there's a lot more dirty dishes. 10
11. No. 2