You could apply for refugee status in Canada; they don't really scrutinize applications there.
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What shall we name the establishment?
A lumberjack chased a homosexual through the forest.
Tired and out of breath, the lumberjack lay down,
And with a smile, the homosexual climbed on top of him.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Lumberjacks?
yo, nigga, do you have a problem with that?
Quite the contrary, I'm all for it.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
By the way, guys, I think it's worth mentioning this here. It's been three weeks, and I haven't been kicked out yet. x) So, I'm officially announcing that I've found a full-time job. Now I'm leaving the circle of unemployed nerds and entering the circle of nerds with a job. xD
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
I can create a medic if needed.
Sorry... please step out of the circle.