*The Elephant stealthily enters the psychotherapist's office, puts on a robe and glasses, and rummages through the patient files with a thoughtful expression.*Reinhard – Well, I must say, to see Christ in such a mess! You, sir, have a taste for the dramatic and unusual, and surely the mystical and magical, right? Do you wrap yourself in a curtain at home and wave a mop, reciting a menacing monologue to the forces of evil? Go ahead and indulge, but don't jump on a chair, the neighbors are people too.
Hello, hello.
Nebo – a hamster or a rabbit? And that's all? No scary or bloody associations, or anything inappropriate? You're either a farmer, a hunter, or a very infantile and cute person! Maybe it's time for you to get married?
Hello.
Hostor – a prophet? The Abyss? Hmm, hmm, tell me more. And how long have you felt like a Dark Messiah, whose goal is to destroy pathetic little people? Grandiosity combined with detachment from reality – you might accidentally kill someone with a cucumber and not even notice that the fantasies are over.
Let's have you stay with us for a little while.
Gil – petals of an unusual flower? Bravo, sir, you've completely shut down. Don't you want a psychoanalysis? Well, if not, here's some milk and cookies.
Sister, give him his money back for the session!
Plesen – a bear and two ducks? *pushes his glasses up to the bridge of his nose, stares at the card* Damn, it's true. Ahem, young man, you're too unserious! You see humor in everything. You probably see a resemblance to a Bear in your bride at your own wedding, right? Try to look at things more deeply…and then we will definitely take you and treat you.
Hello.
VisTrit – a butterfly, a bat…another zoologist, huh? And aren't you bothered by the legs on this "bat" or the strange shape of the wings on the "butterfly"? Well, you can be envied – you diligently dismiss everything that cannot be rationally explained and don't let extra demons into your brain. At least you won't think that the CIA is trying to poison you because of the unusual taste of the soup. Very convenient for the CIA, by the way!
Hello.
Lizard – what, what, what? Who's been smoking, me or you?! Okay, a stroller with cucumbers (apparently, the hunger of the siege past is taking its toll), but where have you seen a pagoda in the shape of a tank? Are you a drug addict or Gaudí? Artistic perception of the world, you can probably read a plot for an action movie even in a fallen leaf. However, despite the dominant position of the "tank," you didn't attribute any aggression to it – so you can safely run further into the meadows and pick flowers, you have a remarkably clear mind!
Hello (stop, where are you running off to – share the joint).
Verevolka – the end of the world, you say… Interesting musical theme for your trumpeters. I would talk about increased anxiety and a belief in predestination, but let me not scare you and you just come with me, okay?
Sister, this lady would be happy to stay with us in that very room with a view of the lake.
Arandor – what is it that you are so carefully avoiding, this "some kind of crap," focusing on the crabs? Do you really want to hear that you are a crab? Okay, you're a crab!
Sister, take this crab and take him for procedures. He needs galvanotherapy and electrophoresis, and then we'll talk to him again.
Pitch – well, that's a perfectly reasonable explanation for the mess happening in the picture. Again, with commendable ignoring of strange nonsense like the incomprehensible heads of the "brothers." You don't let demons into your head, you try to look at life rationally? And that's right!
Hello.
Hermit – and you are a rational worker, right? You don't dwell on details – you don't want to interpret them or can't? You also didn't want to specify the activity… Hmm, something needs to be done with your imagination, otherwise you won't uncover a single clue. *winks conspiratorially* How about I get a joint for you from Lizard, huh? You'll immediately see the stroller and the diamedes! Well, if you don't want to, that's your choice.
Hello.
Lorelei – but you scare me. First, this table doesn't allow for interpretations related to violence, and secondly, you have blood on the sleeves of your jacket and a strand of hair is sticking out of your pocket, clearly not yours. Let me give you an injection…it's nothing, just some vitamins…tsh-tsh-tsh…
Sister, hurry, before he comes to his senses – get the orderlies and a straitjacket, and I'll call the police!
Dear
Gur, of course, as always, he is closed off to contact. I don't even know what to do with you – maybe use hypnosis, or just shout "Boo!" in your ear. Well, go ahead, don't waste my time. And take
Rimpel with you, since he's so strict.
Neira Drake – how interesting, the cat is looking into a puddle! And the fact that the puddle is not located vertically, you, my dear, calmly ignore. "Don't bend to the changing world, let it bend to us" – but you are not prone to yielding, are you? But it's good that it's a cat, and not a bear, for example. Diagnosis – you're a cutie!
Hello, hello.
Amko, I see that you don't want to be diagnosed. Well, then go with Gil and eat cookies.
Sister, take this one to the buffet too! Another waste.
Vishmaster, I won't make you blush and examine the sexual subtext of deer on rams, well, you understand – socialize with girls! However, you're not ninety, and I can't consider this a perversion. Sister, talk to this patient…over a cup of coffee…well, you know what to do.
Another healthy one, what a pity.
Thorium, you are so white and fluffy – you saw a cute, useful toad in some unknown, terrible thing, and even a princess! Don't you want to work in our children's department, telling bedtime stories? No? Well, if not, what can I do with you – you're so correct, not aggressive, and thoughtful.
Hello, sir.
Prince Omega, Hermann Rorschach would hardly be pleased to learn what you see him as! Are you lonely? Do you not talk to the closet door because it reminds you of someone's face? Or would you like me to introduce you to a very pretty and kind plate? Hey, where are you going?!
Well, this one is healthy too.
P.S. My dear friends, I hope you were not expecting a real interpretation of your answers – the Rorschach test is not taken online, contact with the subject is necessary, and it should be conducted by a qualified and experienced psychiatrist. Moreover, a diagnosis is never made based on one table, and in general, the interpretation of the Rorschach test takes many, many hours.
And here we are just having fun! So, let's start receiving roles, I'm waiting for confirmations!
