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Tengro

16 years ago

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The essence of this off-topic thread is simple: Player A makes a wish. Player B suggests a way to fulfill it that would be the least satisfying for the one who made the wish. And then makes their own wish. Example: A: I want a hot bath! B: Granted. A scorching hot bath appeared one meter above you and fell down! I want a fresh cake! C: Granted! The freshest cake with live cockroaches! I want... So, I want HoMM 6, and I want it soon!

Драккошка

16 years ago

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Done. A raw alpha version of Heroes of Might and Magic VI with three factions, two and a half heroes, and a ton of bugs. I want a top grade! A variation on the theme of "Break It," but it's fun.

Tengro

16 years ago

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Okay, red is red.
Your newly issued diploma fell into a large, deep vat of red paint.

I want an "X-wing" in the garage!

Драккошка

16 years ago

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So, an X-wing crashed into the neighbor's garage and wrecked his new Toyota. And the aircraft's registration is in your name, just as you requested. I want them to finally make KOTOR 3.

Tengro

16 years ago

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Sure, why would I mind? The only problem is that it was made in an even greater hurry than Knights of the Old Republic II. Yes, two-thirds of the content was cut, but at least the campaign is playable...

I want to find a treasure.

Драккошка

16 years ago

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...and I'll see how you manage to run away from zombies, pirates, enemy agents, and other lovely characters with that heavy chest, just like in the best Indiana Jones traditions.
I want some ice cream.

I forgave the cut version of the second KOTOR because of Bao-Dur, but in the third KOTOR, which was cut in the way described, they'll have to stuff in at least a naked Luke Skywalker so that I don't kill anyone...

Нэйко

16 years ago

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Well, now you have a melted mess that will spread all over your hands, clothes, and the floor.

I want money, a lot of money.

WhiteLizard

16 years ago

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And you get it. Money from Yap Island in Micronesia. If anything, they are represented as multi-ton blocks that are rolled from place to place.

I want to conquer the whole world.

Damn, this game is an exact copy of a puzzle game -_-

Вегтам

16 years ago

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And you can do it in Twilight Struggle!

I want a Fender Stratocaster.

Imaris

16 years ago

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And you got it! It just has a slightly warped neck (broken and taped up), the body is scratched, and it's missing the hardware for two strings.

I want Omnipotence!

Imaris

16 years ago

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App !

In reply to Imaris

Турецкий огурец

15 years ago

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Here you go! Here are your subjects:

I want a watermelon.

Werevolka

15 years ago

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Anything you desire, for a price.

I want an exciting adventure.

Ment

15 years ago

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Is it really that hard to give someone an interesting adventure? Well, no problem, it's not a challenge for me. A bag of heroin is already waiting for you in your jacket pocket! And, to make it even more fun, your mom has already found it there! :smile03:
I want to take a closer look at Alpha Centauri.