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1) What do you think about this?
2) Do you enjoy doing this?
3) How is this even possible?
Unless you melt your brain.
4) Let's discuss other ways to mess with someone's mind.
To extract the brain in a liquid state, you need to find a twisted, brain-obsessed fluder, put him in front of the subject, and make him spout nonsense. After a while, the subject's brain will start to melt and leak out of their ears.
As for boiling it and turning it into a gaseous state, that's really difficult, and I doubt my guesses would be accurate, so I won't write about it.
To degrade the brain, a large dose of the internet plus constantly listening to annoying music is enough.
Also, if you listen to the song about the cow from Upya thirty times in a row, any person will experience a complete mental breakdown, followed by the degradation of their brain. The consciousness will then become brainless (maybe that's for the better, it depends on the brain itself) and won't return soon (or may not return at all if the brain has reached the last or second-to-last stage of degradation, because it won't be able to contain the consciousness; the person will become a vegetable).
How to train the brain: to make it obey, you need to do the exercise of hitting it against a wall more often (only noobs do this with their head; you need to take the brain out first, you can put it on a stick, although it's not necessary). It will be afraid of its owner. In this way, you can also bend and subordinate not only your own brain. However, in a small percentage of cases, degradation may also occur; the brain will become dull and infantile and incapable.
Many people think that their brain has the shape of a normal brain, but in fact, this is not the case. I already wrote that it can be taken out by melting it. After that, you can make something out of it before it gets sad again. For example, mine is like a stool (a real surgeon told me this). After reading this text, you may feel that your brain is already melting. If you have a creative mind, after taking it out of the melting brain and putting it back into your head, you can engage in brain art, i.e., sculpting from plastic brain. You can sculpt a stool to be like me, or you can sculpt a refrigerator (by the way, it's convenient, there's always something to eat in the brain), or any useful thing. If you don't have such a talent, there will always be specialists who are ready to do it for you for a reasonable fee.
By the way, if you eat someone's brain, you won't get their knowledge; only Onotole and possibly Cthulhu are capable of that. By the way, you might have a fake, i.e., your real brain was eaten by that octopus.
There is brain prostitution, i.e., when a brain-prostitute is sold to a client (brainfaker) for the purpose of having sex. The brain, by the way, doesn't ask the owner, so sometimes the latter suddenly discovers that his brain has had sex.
Yes, I got carried away; we're discussing the brains of pharaohs
