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In this thread, I propose to collect all more or less significant events in the life of HeroesWorld and the chat thread in particular. A sort of HeroesWorld Wikipedia.
Anyone can write a post about a particular event or character; for this, two things are needed:
1. Knowledge of the subject;
2. Knowledge of the Russian language.
As new posts come in, the old chatter will be cleared out. I will leave only descriptions and relevant links.
If you think a certain post is incorrect, insufficiently detailed, or foolish, write your own version. I will keep all versions and all points of view, provided they are presented in an appropriate manner.
А, вот почему.

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Light God
One of the main pests of the resource; currently considered permanently banned.

Quite a bit of information regarding his psychological profile can be gathered from the warnings, of which there are tons in his profile. But let's start with the history:

The end of 2007 was marked by the beginning of this little man's active activity. Back then, he appeared under the nickname Koren Zla. He immediately proved himself to be an active tournament player and a lover of posting in not-so-informative threads; however, the scale of both was not yet mind-boggling, so he hadn't managed to acquire a bad reputation yet. He was invited to the Haven clan, but on the condition that he change his far too contradictory nickname. So, gentlemen, take note: winter, 2007 — joining the Haven clan, changing the nickname from Koren Zla to Koren Dobra.

New Year's Eve, the very beginning of 2008.
The most memorable moments associated with the personality described took place precisely during this period. Koren was one of the most active visitors of the Heroes Chat, which still existed and flourished back then, and very often found himself first in the weekly top of its activists. It was during this time that his bad communication manners began to manifest. This is mentioned in the warnings; many might even remember it. And all this against the backdrop of him being in a "good" clan and bearing a "good" nickname. For this reason, someone named Starhan — who, by the way, played a significant role in Koren's story, but more on that later — wrote a short but very substantial poem, as if in the name of our banned comrade:

"I'm not evil at all now,
I'm now the root of good,
want me to kick you with my foot,
or crush a beaver as I should?"

The first people to notice the, shall we say, unpleasant personality traits of this man were the members of the Haven clan. Feeling slight pressure from clanmates and a lack of respect on a, let's say, completely mutual basis, Koren realized he wouldn't last long there. However, he managed to leave the clan voluntarily before he was kicked out in disgrace. Taking advantage of the situation, he attributed this to a lack of respect from Gold Fenix, as well as a desire to create his own new clan. But let's get back to that a bit later. While his affairs in the clan were proceeding normally, he was actively engaged in tournament activities, but now as an organizer. He did not succeed in this. Not a single one of his tournaments was carried through to the end by himself; disputes, conflicts, disagreements, and sometimes even cheating arose in every one of them. In one of the logs that history, by the way, has preserved, he himself confessed that he composed tournament groups roughly according to the following principle: deliberately putting the strongest players in one group so that fewer strong players would reach the final, while making his own group easy. In other words, he abused his position as an organizer. He excluded from his tournaments anyone with whom he had disagreements (usually related to the fact that the person wanted to sincerely help by answering players' questions instead of little Koren himself). He also became famous for stealing the original idea of a tournament conducted by Starhan and "porting" it to a trio with exactly the same name.

The aforementioned Starhan had communicated with Koren for a long time and wrote a scandalous message on the forum when he'd had enough. History preserved that one too. Soon it was destroyed by the administration under the pretext of "let's live in harmony," but quite many had already managed to familiarize themselves with our comrade's ambitions: he wanted to displace Magnus from his venerable post (i.e., become the user with the highest number of posts) and collect 9 birds, which again meant becoming first. And this was while he was in the best positions in all sorts of ratings. But his plans were not destined to come true; however, he did rattle the forum users' nerves considerably.

Let's return to the clan he created. He named it quite simply, modestly, originally: Gods. Justifying his ambitions, probably. By the way, the clan exists to this day. He decided to rename himself, but a glitch occurred: if the primary source (i.e., Koren himself) is to be believed, while writing a message to the Creator in some inexplicable rush, he made a regrettable typo during the typing, due to which he bore the nick Light Got for some time. Everyone, of course, understood it was a mistake, but they played dumb and constantly pointed out to Koren the contradictoriness and absurdity of the nickname "Light Goth." Soon he was renamed again, and this became his final nickname. Light God.

Time passed, and our comrade's lack of punctuality, egocentrism, and disrespect toward everyone around him manifested more and more strongly. Soon the overwhelming majority of the forum grew to dislike him, and he vanished (he might even have been banned for a short while). He appeared a couple of times, but without particular consequences. And only once did he commit a cruel crime in the clan section. As a clan leader, he had the right to moderate this section and brought the Soulkeepers clan thread into an indecent state as an act of revenge against Hacker. The thread was restored, and the user was banned forever. If my memory serves me correctly, his story ended there.

P.S. Also, he promised that he would come to Perm with friends and I would regret many things. Well, he probably wanted to look for me using the picture from my avatar :D

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I didn't want to write briefly, so if you find it necessary, Kosha, lay out the main ideas in bullet points in the first post, and let mine just hang there)
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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You write, it’ll at least be useful)))
Arandor
The most famous user on HeroesWorld. He became known for his vulgar innuendos and extremely high spam activity.
Arandor and the bus driver — one time Arandor shared a dream in which he tried to seduce a bus driver.
Arandon — one of the HeroesWorld users accidentally read the nickname "Arandor" as "Arandon".
Moderator’s Sword — Arandor really wanted to become a moderator and often talked about himself with a moderator’s sword. On this occasion, an epic picture was even drawn, "Arandon with the Moderator’s Sword"
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(reproduction of a famous painting)
Arandor the Crab — I don’t know this one)
Root of Evil/Good, also known as Light God
A well-known troublemaker. He became famous for mass-creating spam topics, padding posts and reputation, poorly organized tournaments, insults, mass reputation reduction, and irresponsibility. He possibly has the highest number of warnings on his profile — 24.
Lyubimchik, known as Beloved of the Gods, later changed his nickname
Creator of many half-baked races that do not fit into the HoMM universe at all. From attempts to mock him, the Great and Terrible race of Seilomun emerged.
Banhammer
The fearsome weapon of the God-Admin, coordinators, and moderators, in particular Drakooshka, who never parts with it even for a minute.
Frying Pan
The Great and Terrible weapon of Neyra Drake. I don’t know its origin(
ASR, Anna-Sophia Robb
An actress who played one of the main characters in "Bridge to Terabithia". She became famous on the forum thanks to White Lizard (a.k.a. Lizarde), who really liked her.
Revanka a.k.a. Wesker (currently)
He became famous for creating the largest number of spam topics, and also for changing his nickname the most. He was banned 5 or 6 times, but always came back.

That’s it for now, feel free to add and correct)
А, вот почему.

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some points haven't reached legendary status yet
Now they have.
Manticore
One of the youngest forum members. Due to his age, he was quite active in off-topic discussions, tried to organize tournaments and create clans, although without success. He is also known for his poor literacy, which some forum members actively tried to correct.
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I think they are a good match for each other :D
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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I’d also like to mention Holy Paladin separately; those were the days when we used to hang out in the chat and have fun together. It was like a real career path in terms of chatting and trolling.
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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Chronicles of Heroes: The End of an Era
Something is ending...
I can't even say for sure what exactly started it all. Perhaps it was when Arandor closed down the Pub because he felt there was less of his own banter and more verbal diarrhea, or perhaps it was when Loken fell in love with Upachka and began to treat the forum with greater disdain (anyone who has seen such people can imagine the consequences), or perhaps it was because several users left, which, given the not very large number of members in the section, could not but affect it in a negative way, or something else entirely. I will only say one thing for certain: Hacker, whose posts were marked with later dates and served as a reminder of the bygone days of this forum, unexpectedly returned. And decided to take personal control of everything that was happening. Including the Offtopic section.
First Conflicts
Meanwhile, the section was in complete disarray, chaos, and ruin. Loken considered the forum dead and made no secret of posting messages everywhere in the style of UPCHK. Since, for manyThe hacker did not deny the authenticity of the correspondence and even confirmed it, which instantly brought everyone back to Loken's side, except for Arandor and someone else (I remember everything bad about Arandor best, I won't lie). Even I, a supporter of moderation, stated that Hacker had exceeded his authority and apologized to Loken for previously approving the coordinator's actions. After lengthy outrage and defense of Hacker by almost all of the moderator/coordinator team (TaKo and Lyutik, for example, began to monitor our section precisely after this incident - before that, they only vaguely suspected of its existence), they had to accept Loken's ban. Of our three moderators (Arandor, Kosha, Razer), only the first defended Hacker, as Kosha was preparing for the Unified State Exam, and Razer had long forgotten that he was a moderator here. After Loka's ban and the official closure of this topic (I mean, as a discussion topic), a passive form of protest began - if before that, the section was filled with absolutely meaningless chatter, now this activity increased several times over, and the main instigator of this was none other than Vesker, whom you all know. When Hacker tried to forbid him from chatting aimlessly, Vesker reminded him that the section is called "Chatter." Without hesitation, Hacker renamed the section to "Everything About Everything." Then Vesker stated that such a name leaves the right to chat aimlessly, because chatter is also about something. Against this background, warnings were issued, one-day bans, one-day accounts from Loken (when I said "for the last time," I meant his real account), topics were deleted, messages were deleted, and so on. In Haven (which became a den of conspirators, it was there that discussions took place about all hostile actions against Hacker), I stated that Vesker was behaving inappropriately, just a little more rudely and in foul language. I said that Hacker would soon use Vesker's provocations for something really serious. And I wasn't wrong - Haven was deleted. After a five-minute lull, during which all forum users were actively shocked by what had happened, a topic titled "Dialogues with Moderators" was created in our section, where the question asked was essentially: "WHY?!" Hacker replied that this place had turned into a den of conspirators and therefore had no right to exist. Despite my swearing, I was forgiven, because my post condemned the soul and heart of the conspiracy - Vesker. He received a permanent ban. After some discussion, where many, albeit reluctantly, spoke out in favor of forgiving Vesker, Hacker agreed, but on the condition that Vesker behave humbly and quietly. Apparently, he thought that Vesker wouldn't be able to withstand such a test. Strangely enough, he was wrong - Ves calmly and politely thanked everyone who was in favor of his return and created a new topic for chatter. However, this turned out to be unnecessary - after a few more pages in "Dialogues," Haven was restored.
On the Western Front, Nothing New
I was very nervous about the events taking place, and in Haven, I was against everyone - against Vesker, for the fact that because of him, Haven was almost deleted, against Arandor, for supporting Hacker and instead of moderating properly (then they could have sent this coordinator-maniac away), he was doing nonsense, and against everyone else, just like that, from an excess of feelings. And if I later reconciled with Vesker, albeit with difficulty, then I became seriously offended by Arandor. In the war-torn section, things were quiet - there were no chatter topics, activity in Haven was low. After some time, I simply stopped visiting the forum, as other matters appeared, and the forum really looked dead. It seemed that nothing could help it anymore.
Something is Starting...
When I returned, I learned that Hacker had been overthrown after all, and Liz and Vis, who arrived during the war as green newcomers and whom I always confused, had become full-fledged users of the section and were already communicating, knowing everyone. Despite these positive moments, it seemed that Chatter, and now things will never be the same. But I was wrong – suddenly, online players started visiting us (I only remember Cash and Hermit), some of them liked it here and stayed. Kosha, Vikhr, and Amko returned, and although the last two are not so active now, they gave the section a boost back then. New life began to emerge on the land devastated by war. And now, as I think, it is no worse here than before the Period of Decline and the Great War with Hacker – just different people. But the essence of the section remains alive. And that's great.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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Hello, Vikh))

And what's so legendary about me?) I'm just an ordinary, run-of-the-mill chatterbox with a touch of megalomania... WOOOOHAAAHAAAHAA BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!!!

And, more seriously, once Alucard made a twink account called AntiArandor. And he started spreading nonsense about Arandor. For example, he created a thread about NHA - Unidentified Walking Arandors. Kosha and I argued about who was hiding behind this guise. She said it was Nazg (Amka), and I said it was Al. We bet half a dollar... KOSHA, WHERE'S MY HALF DOLLAR!? IT COULD HAVE BEEN RETURNED IN TWO YEARS!!!
Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.
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There was AntiArandor, and I even saw it.
Here it is, by the way).
А, вот почему.

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Loken's letter praising the Creator. After all, he was quite useful!

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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Here's some reading material for the night :) (but don't say I didn't warn you if you have nightmares -_-)

By the way, why not pin this thread to the main forum with a good old-fashioned banhammer?

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Hold on, hold on! I found irrefutable evidence against Revan! Or about the history of the appearance of the Barbarians.

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Alucard
Alright, I officially declare the madness games open! Fanfare!
So, ladies and gentlemen, the first nomination is called The Forum's Bearded Crab!!
This nomination holds a deep, sacred meaning: you must name the one who, in your opinion, is most worthy of bearing this honorable title.

My choice is Arandor. He has a beard because he's been on the forum for a long time. He has claws with which he bans the guilty. He has a green shell – this is the color of his nickname (even though he's no longer a moderator). He crawls through topics and bubbles, and sometimes these bubbles form words, and we begin to understand what he's saying. This is my vision of this nomination and Ar as its representative.
That's how, to be precise, Ar became the Crab.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?

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