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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#48408
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No. There’s no need to enchant it. Just forge it. From Damascus steel. Or, well, from Wootz steel.
Hang it on the wall.
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#48409
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I remember once asking an alchemist to brew a potion...

Be strong. Believe
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#48411
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Are you an alchemist? :)
Ah, it's a pity that the Inquisition was disbanded. Some Torquemada would be very interested in our conversation:D
#48413
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That's right – they can't burn us at the stake. They should send us to the front lines.
And the alchemists – they should be roasted on a spit.
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#48414
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No. No need to enchant it. Just forge it. From Damascus steel. Or maybe from Wootz steel.
Hang it on the wall.
Just wanted to warn you that I don't do gemstone inlays, and I require payment upfront.
Are you an alchemist?
Of course not! That's a woman's profession!
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48415
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What about a loan?
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#48416
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Only if a kidney is offered as collateral.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48417
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My kidney is as precious to me as a memory. I can’t put it up as collateral. Maybe I can offer something else as collateral?
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#48418
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Well, you could use it as collateral, as an option.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48419
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Thought. Actually, I prefer to spill drinks down my collar rather than neatly tuck them in, but this will do.
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#48420
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You’ll have to deal with the consequences later.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
#48421
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No need. I drank some water in the morning and I feel fine.
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#48422
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Morning
Should I gift you a leather flute?
Gift it! Forge it. Out of metal! A leather one.