Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

give me your clone now.

I'm going to download Skyrim right now and spend all day playing it. I'm glad that Neyru has come to appreciate academic music.

I downloaded it a long time ago. I turned it on, played for a bit, and then turned it off.

Is it really that bad?

Who banned my almost stolen clone? -_-

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I downloaded it a long time ago. I turned it on, played for a bit, and turned it off.

How is that possible if it was released only four days ago?

How long has it been since its release? Four days.
I downloaded it four days ago, so it's been a while.

that was recently. only four days ago.

It's a decent game, but everyone has different tastes.

How long does a butterfly live? Two to three weeks. If it became a butterfly four days ago, that's a third of its life. At the same time, events that happened a hundred years ago are considered recent events in history.
The same applies here. Four days have passed since the game was released. Before that, it was not possible to download or buy it, so if you were able to play it on the day of its release, then after four days, it will already be "a long time ago." Everything is relative. It would be strange to consider everything the same way – "a day is short, a thousand years is long." Short and long for something specific, not in general.

These are all obvious truths. But, relatively speaking, four days is a negligible amount of time when it comes to your life.

Arriving an hour earlier than the scheduled meeting and waiting for that hour means "arriving long ago."
Regarding the game's release and the current date, four days is a long time. Stop provoking me into explaining the same thing over and over.

Don't bother the king, or I'll have you executed.

I disagree with your relativity in this specific case, and that's all there is to it. Yes, the game has been out for a while, but in the context of your life, this event – playing the game – happened almost just now. Let's talk about something nice! Tell me, what exactly was so bad about it that you turned it off after 4 minutes?

Let's provoke envy.

What should we provoke him with? being a troll, like a clown? yuck
what if he turns into a giant plant and eats us?