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And what do you feed on? How are you planning to gain mass?

By the way, I used to think elves were total weaklings, but then I played a bit and it turns out they develop not so poorly. Plus, they have plenty of tricks up their sleeves.

And what do you eat?

Special rations from the factory.

How do you plan to gain mass?

With Huggies.

Sky, your clones are running wild again!

Right. And what interesting things can you tell me now? Trash isn't critical for me.

the state is the enemy of the people ☝🙁

Based. 

A friend of mine (a guy) happened to go on Ali...

Hmm, what's the point? 🤔

Plenty of boobs. And overall, many offered women's goods.

Plenty of boobs. And in general, many female goods being offered.

Well, the guy is just being asked to choose some kind of little gift. After all, he's probably a normal man, not some sort of Lizardman. What's wrong with that?

But this guy lives with his grandmother in a village; after the divorce, he avoids women like the plague.

I also thought they were offering gifts.

lives with grandmother in the village, after divorce

Did they seize the apartment?

After the divorce, they stripped him of the apartment and everything in it—the flat itself, and eventually even two kittens, although they were originally his and should have stayed with their owner. For the record, the reason for the divorce was her infidelity.

He left with the lighthearted thought that since he had a good business, he would earn it all back. But everything went sideways: the business collapsed, he blew a great job, and finally, he fell ill and was granted Group 2 disability status. And a once quite successful man now lives with his grandmother in a village, working remotely for pennies.