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So, this is what Lord does in his office...

CRYPTARK is temporarily free.

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He should have spent that time leveling up instead.

our seesaw is broken.

We have good pull-up bars here, and I work out on them almost every day. There's a girl with Down syndrome living in the neighboring building; she's always on the swings, playing with her tablet. I tease her all the time.

why

So you could ask.

and what if I hadn’t asked?

because it is believed that Necromancers have a cheap Castle.

I receive a disability pension of 10,000. I think it's a complete lack of respect.

We warned you that the Ilizarov apparatus is no joke. Who is your doctor, anyway?

I never considered myself a Necromancer. What made you think I was one? I might have tried to emulate a Death Knight at some point, but that was a long time ago.

I didn’t think so either.

You always played as a Necromancer.

So what? They are easy and fun to play, that's why I played them. But in reality, I'm not a Necromancer.

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The Ilizarov apparatus is no joke.

This is not a joke, it's just nonsense.

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By the way, Necropolis is far from having the cheapest castle. All sorts of skeletons and zombies are cheap. But things like Messengers, etc., are among the most expensive.
The cheapest are Orcs.

It would be great to judge based on Heroes of Might and Magic V right now.