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Registered: 9/8/2010

Posts: 779

#40444 6/12/2011 9:52 AM UTC

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Ment

Do you want to look chubby next to her? Then I have an idea: order a t-shirt with her photo on it; it will visually make you look bigger, you'll see.

You misunderstood me. I want people to stop paying attention to the fact that I've become skinny so they don't bother me anymore, so they'll get distracted and start talking about how skinny someone else is – a Sphinx is the perfect option.

Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла
Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы
Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами:
- Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым.
Я в ответ молчал виновато
- Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным?
Им не понять меня, не поменять меня
Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня
В чем моя вина?
Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно -
Обида-паскуда
Мама била посуду и тихо плакала
Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила

Registered: 3/11/2007

Posts: 31,201

#40445 6/12/2011 9:53 AM UTC

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It needed to be finished with "he looks at sphinxes like they're garbage."

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Registered: 7/10/2008

Posts: 11,947

#40446 6/12/2011 10:13 AM UTC

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You're feeling hurt.

I don't have an allergy to fur.

Shave, then, and break away from stereotypes! After all, the Russian people are already used to people with hair, and like Soviet grandfathers and grandmothers, they just can't seem to move past stereotypes!

Yes, in the Soviet Union, everyone had hair, and even now, wherever you look, there are hairy people.

Pallas's cats and Sphynx cats are friends.
People don't get cats to pet them; that's silly.

Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made