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Today, Iran launched a satellite. It wouldn't be a big deal, but they launched it while shouting "Allahu Akbar," and I almost fell off the couch. And once, I fell from the sky, and God wrote me down as one of the assassins. Has anything ever fallen on you from the sky?

Bird... uh... droppings. Ah! And water, and frozen water. I think that's all.

Sunlight and moonlight, hail, snow... rain. And a whole lot of other things were falling.
I also think that one day, Divine Retribution will fall under the sway of Irresistible Magic.

Oh, so many things have fallen on me... that couple of exploding light bulbs is something I remember particularly well.

precipitation, a couple of times birds did their business (but a long time ago, now they seem to be friends with me)... and the blessing of the heavens (sun and so on), which speaks of my chosen status (the kindest, holiest, savior of the world, and all that)! )))))
P.S. I often look at the sky... maybe waiting for something... or just dreaming.

Oh, snowflakes were falling) And I was catching them with my tongue)) They taste so sour, I guess it's cool when there's a big factory near your house that releases clouds of So3:p

A lot of things have fallen on me. I especially remember a meteor shower :D
When I was little, I thought that if I climbed onto the roof of a nine-story building, I could reach the sky.

I had another moment of inspiration:rolleyes:

Hmm... pine cones used to fall on me... as well as autumn leaves. Sometimes, after the rain, a really big drop would fall on my head from the trees. It felt like someone had spat on me.

It feels like someone just spat.

Onotole is amused.

Onotole is having fun.

Not at all. Onotole is the lord of the internet, but he doesn't have access to control the raindrops hanging on the trees.

Wouldn't it be fun to go to the forest in winter (maybe to get a Christmas tree), stand under a big tree, and gently tap it with an axe? You'll immediately look more like a snowman than a human.

No! Things that fall from trees don't count! We're talking about the sky. Once, someone tried to pour water on me from a water tower. I dodged it.

And once, in the summer, a plane carrying cocaine exploded above me, and it started snowing! I ran around and inhaled it, inhaled it... I don't remember what happened next.

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