Break it. Auto-translated

and it jumps out of the pot and runs away

I'm so confused...

But then others came and got confused by you too ((

I wanted to talk to a friend.

And she left for the Canary Islands with your boyfriend.
I'm playing Oblivion...

...and suddenly the computer displays: "unrecoverable error. Your C drive will now be formatted."

I'm planning to go to the Canary Islands to punch my friend in the face...

...she sold her apartment, barely scraped together enough money for a ticket, and when I arrive, my friend and your boyfriend have flown to Hawaii to celebrate their honeymoon.
I'm getting ready for exams...

And suddenly, you get all the credits automatically (believe me, that's a real disappointment...).

I put a clean canvas on the easel and am going to paint a picture.

a crowd of grubby little kids slightly spoils the atmosphere ~^

I admire the abstract painting by Vervolki.

And then the author comes up and quietly flips the painting over – it was upside down.

I'm going to bed now...

and is someone else going to join you?

found an ancient artifact..

He was cursed to inflict 13 years of severe diarrhea on anyone who touches him.

He went to the dentist...

And the dentist turned out to be a maniac, tied you to a chair and is going to pull out all your teeth without anesthesia (Brrr, it even made me scared)

I went skiing down the mountain.

came down the mountain with skis in her hands... :) hands

I'm solving the Unified State Exam in physics.

And my neighbors just happened to be having some loud and noisy event at their place...

I'm back home :)

...in parts O_O

A ball rolls along a smooth surface with an initial velocity of v0 = 5 m/s and enters a rough section of the surface with a friction coefficient of u = 0.017 and a length of 5 m, after which it undergoes a perfectly inelastic collision with a stationary cube, the mass of which is 3 times greater, and they move together...
(I love these physics problems, they are like separate stories - it went there, met someone, and they went together x) break them somehow!)

well... defying all laws of physics, the cube continued to roll due to inertia, and the sphere followed.
Goal: to explain why this happened

went out on the balcony.