Break it. Auto-translated

Quant, I love you very much. Quant comes out and yells profanities: "What the hell are you scribbling on the wall!"

The sun peeked in on this day of celebration.

...was horrified by what it saw and rolled away. Forever.

Downloading the movie...

downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloading the movie, downloaded!!

doing homework during class.

you get a failing grade because you did your homework during class.
I'm drinking compote.

yet another insult kills yet another overconfident juice-drinker

a slipper flies at the cockroach.

...the cockroach dodges, makes a quick lunge, trips you, a left hook – and you’re already lying on the floor. Under the heel.

I’m drawing a diagram...

and then I find out that it's not being drawn, so I start drawing it myself.

clouds float across the sky, and there's a pioneer detachment.

...and then you run out of grass.
I'm just sitting at home, not bothering anyone...

a piece of plaster falls from the ceiling and kills you
I'm downloading a movie from a torrent.

in the meantime, he's just browsing websites.

I'm sitting here, smoking, looking at the girls, and there isn't a single new one.

...never mind, you can smoke for another hour – and the neighbor's cat will seem beautiful.
I'm drowning in the pool...

...but no one pays attention.

I'm not bothering anyone, just fixing the stove...

but then the two-faced Janus appeared, and I ran away from him as far as possible.

I love cats, dogs, piglets, hamsters...

...fried or boiled?
Vegtama gets a ban for not indicating the source of the quote about the stove...

...and I'll sue you and win a hundred thousand cookies

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