Break it. Auto-translated

...and stumbled upon a group of Belarusian partisans who were entrenched there and mistook you for a surviving fascist.
I'm painting my nails...

Uh... Kosh, you probably meant to say "claws," right?

I'm working on a plan to escape from the dungeon.

and your cellmates betray you.
I plant a tree.

...but I couldn't find an article that would justify imprisoning him.
I'm just sitting here, racking my brain...

...sharpen the claws with a file. And they don't get dull.

I'm watching episode 684... darn, I don't know the title.

...but someone kindly pointed out that THIS is called "House 2".
Enjoy your lucky ticket...

...on a plane ticket – the size of a small booklet, and still in an envelope.

I'm pondering the meaning of life...

...but then your neighbors come knocking, soaked from the water that overflowed from the bathtub where you were contemplating the meaning of life.
I ran into a teacher from my school during a walk (I'm a student at the institute)...

...a walk in circles – in the cramped prison yard. He went to jail for bribery, you went for forging a certificate.

I'm cleaning the pool...

...and then, by ACCIDENT, sulfuric acid is poured on him. His body was never found.
I'm flooding DeviantArt with my epic content...

where Gaga is shown on a phone
I'm watching Degeneration.

...and you gradually start to degenerate yourself.

I'm reading science fiction...

And suddenly, VisTrit and his shaggy-haired friends burst in, starting to prove that fantasy is cooler, and they are absolutely convinced that besides plasma guns and latex-clad space marines, there is nothing else in the "science fiction" genre. Over time, you start to believe it too. Trying to move the mouse with the power of thought.

but Napoleon from the neighboring ward learned to do it much faster

pointing with his finger.

poke yourself in the eye