Magnus
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in my dreams
I'm learning Haku.
I'm learning Haku.
Break it.
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.. and I had to put on my khakis
cleansing my chakras (who knows what that means)
cleansing my chakras (who knows what that means)
Небо
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...with a brush, I throw out the TV...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎
По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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digging an underground passage to the nearest grocery store
but your apartment has impenetrable concrete
I'm throwing out the TV... it's the fifth one this week. My parents are furious.
Trying to cheer myself up.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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...a person in a coma
I'm downloading TV series...
I'm downloading TV series...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎
По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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...but "Santa Barbara" consumed all the traffic and crashed the computer, resulting in a formatting process being initiated.
I'm watching a cartoon about Alyosha Popovich...
I'm watching a cartoon about Alyosha Popovich...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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and it turned out that it was this "ancient Russian" German film, a game about a bogatyr.
I'm admiring the photo of Gaga from the wedding.
I'm admiring the photo of Gaga from the wedding.
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...but she didn't marry you, and that was fifty years ago.
I'm beating up the main villain in the game...
I'm beating up the main villain in the game...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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How could you be so shameless as to beat Wesker in his story? – The Cat died of shame.
I'm drinking tea.
I'm drinking tea.
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...poisoned by Gaga in a paparazzi style? Well, well.
She died and ended up in paradise...
She died and ended up in paradise...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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alas, these clouds are sulfurous... a mistake happened
reading Koshe's obituary: "her life consisted of: ha-ha, meow, popcorn, ouch, vibrhammer, ara"
reading Koshe's obituary: "her life consisted of: ha-ha, meow, popcorn, ouch, vibrhammer, ara"
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...but then a crowd of fans of my work rushes in and throws rotten eggs at you, and then commits a banhammer poisoning in the style of paparazzi.
I'm reforging the banhammer into a flamer sword...
I'm reforging the banhammer into a flamer sword...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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Does Koshi have fans?) Wow, what a vivid imagination.
But alas, all roads lead... and once again, Koshi manages to create a pink vibrhammer covered in bumps with the aroma of hot pepper, which he has been nurturing
from cyberskin. I'm listening to papa-papa-ratzzi.
from cyberskin. I'm listening to papa-papa-ratzzi.
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and suddenly... Oh, the horror! You realize that you DON'T like her! And you don't like all of Gaga's songs!!! And, most importantly - SHE'S GETTING ON YOUR NERVES!!!!
trying to lift my spirits...
trying to lift my spirits...
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using bananas for this)
I am eating an orange.
I am eating an orange.