Werevolka
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...but I keep delaying writing it because the forum is glitching.
I'm going to Iran as part of the peacekeeping forces...
I'm going to Iran as part of the peacekeeping forces...
Break it.
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Amaranth
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Amaranth
52.5%
21votes
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...but first the Iranians, and then the Americans, drop a nuclear bomb on the peacekeeping forces.
I paint with watercolors...
I paint with watercolors...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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with Lady Gaga on her body
I admire the phone! ☎
I admire the phone! ☎
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...then Lady Gaga shows up and takes your phone. As a parting gesture, she doesn't give you an autograph and tells you that you're an idiot.
Looking for a voodoo doll...
Looking for a voodoo doll...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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...you find Arandor's voodoo doll, but you don't have any pins, needles, or hairpins handy!
I'm growing flowers in my garden...
I'm growing flowers in my garden...
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soon, the cultivated Rafflesia attracted swarms of buzzing flies.
looking for a pillow with a seam.
looking for a pillow with a seam.
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...but all the pillows are seamless, and when I finally found one, it ripped, and you're covered in feathers.
I'm trying to come up with a scenario for a funny moment...
I'm trying to come up with a scenario for a funny moment...
А, вот почему.
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🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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/not a failure at all)))///
yes, the fanaticism was so great that Koshka came up with a failure for herself))
I want to go to Scandinavia.
yes, the fanaticism was so great that Koshka came up with a failure for herself))
I want to go to Scandinavia.
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...but there's no way to do it. And then you suddenly see a photo of a nude Lady Gaga on a Scandinavian beach with an inappropriate caption, implying that she's waiting for you there.
I try to growl in the shower...
I try to growl in the shower...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
Небо
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....and drowning, sorry for the harshness :o
I'm going to sleep....
I'm going to sleep....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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after drinking several cans of energy drink beforehand...
I am in a state of ecstasy.
I am in a state of ecstasy.
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it's so good that it's almost bad -_- "
I'm just pressing buttons.
I'm just pressing buttons.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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...of a church organ. The next three years will be dedicated to this.
Looking for mediators -_-
Looking for mediators -_-
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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...is it really that hard to cut out with a plastic ruler?
I'm reading Kafka in the original...
I'm reading Kafka in the original...
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The blades from the set break or wear down quickly. And they are quite thick.
...pioneers attack you and confiscate them for recycling.
I'm writing a newspaper...
...pioneers attack you and confiscate them for recycling.
I'm writing a newspaper...
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!