Posts from [Haven] Order of Marxist Jedi (Chuck Norris, Mikhail Boyarsky, Glory to the CPSU...)

Hehe, it's my turn now))))

The Great Order, founded by great leaders - Carlson-from-Mars and Friedrich Engelson. Their work was continued by the great student, Lenin Vladimir Ilyich.

Outstanding communists (the list is incomplete):
Yoda
Chapaev, Vasily Ivanovich
Mao Zedong
Darth Stirlitz
Kenobi, Obi-Wan
Iron, Felix Edmundovich
Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich
Norris, Chuck
Boyarsky, Mikhail

The Commandments of Communism:
Build communism and the BAM (Baikal-Amur Mainline).
Drink vodka instead of Coca-Cola.
Follow the genius line of the party.
Keep a complete collection of Lenin's works.
Conceal the composition of communist crimes.
Don't talk, don't sign, and don't be surprised by anything.
Wear a leather cap.
Beat the enemies with bare hands in the toilet.


The Order's Emblem



Saints and revered figures of the Order:
Reverend Chuck Norris with his Jedi sword:


Reverend Mikhail Boyarsky in the image of Cheburashka Vissarionovich:


The Icon of Vladimir's Uncreated Cthulhu:
Let me explain - Cthulhu and Chuck Norris concluded a non-aggression pact, and after that, they became friends.

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I join you to strengthen the friendship between Chuck Norris, Mikhail Boyarsky, and Cthulhu.

Yeah, nonsense has taken over our beloved forum... :smile04: *modestly falls silent, I'm not exactly a paragon of virtue :smile04: *
P.S. And why isn't anyone coming to me? Do you think Chuck Norris is cooler, huh?! :smile04:
P.P.S. Guys, if the chat is really getting out of hand, then adapt old topics to its needs instead of creating new ones... ;) Otherwise, the chat will fill up 7 pages... :smile04: And there are already a bunch of useless topics cluttering things up, have some pity on the moderators who will have to delete all of this :smile04:

Oh no! He actually created this faction. That’s it… this was the last straw for me.

Why is Chuck at the very end?! That's not right. Also, I don't understand. Why are both Chuck and Boyarsky on the lists?! And are you part of Chuck's order?! Shame on you! Every child knows that Chuck and Boyarsky are the same person!

Dude, you're an idiot!))) God created Chuck, but the balance was disrupted because either God or Norris was too strong. Then God created Boyarsky. And in the end, it's Norris, because he's the secret weapon!)))

*grins darkly, rubbing the tattoo of Anatoly Wasserman's sect, and perfectly understands which of the cults will get a beating.*

I wonder when the section will be cleared of any possible cults.

I wonder when the section will be cleared of all sorts of cults.

Oh, you want that, huh? It's not that simple. First, you need to catch the priests of Cthulhu, and then you can start purging their heretical teachings.

*Looks at their avatar* - Wow, you guys are really roasting me!))) "A fist is the main weapon of the proletariat!"

"Fig sign – the main weapon of the proletariat!"

But no – the main weapon of the proletariat is shovels. *sneeringly laughing* I'm telling you this as a bourgeois.

Shovels are decent too, and a bottle of vodka wouldn’t hurt, but when it comes to Lenin – forget about it!

Lenin is ALIVE!!! As long as...:smile10:
And who is Cheburan Vissarionovich?

Fire! Fire of true faith upon the spawn of the Antichrist!!!
Nah, Khel is right.
I'M STARTING THE CAMPAIGN:)