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[Haven] Order of Marxist Jedi (Chuck Norris, Mikhail Boyarsky, Glory to the CPSU...)

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Hehe, it's my turn now))))

The Great Order, founded by great leaders - Carlson-from-Mars and Friedrich Engelson. Their work was continued by the great student, Lenin Vladimir Ilyich.


Outstanding communists (the list is incomplete):
Yoda
Chapaev, Vasily Ivanovich
Mao Zedong
Darth Stirlitz
Kenobi, Obi-Wan
Iron, Felix Edmundovich
Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich
Norris, Chuck
Boyarsky, Mikhail


The Commandments of Communism:
Build communism and the BAM (Baikal-Amur Mainline).
Drink vodka instead of Coca-Cola.
Follow the genius line of the party.
Keep a complete collection of Lenin's works.
Conceal the composition of communist crimes.
Don't talk, don't sign, and don't be surprised by anything.
Wear a leather cap.
Beat the enemies with bare hands in the toilet.


The Order's Emblem



Saints and revered figures of the Order:
Reverend Chuck Norris with his Jedi sword:


Reverend Mikhail Boyarsky in the image of Cheburashka Vissarionovich:


The Icon of Vladimir's Uncreated Cthulhu:
Let me explain - Cthulhu and Chuck Norris concluded a non-aggression pact, and after that, they became friends.

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Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.

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