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You've gotten a bit out of hand, kids, now march to your beds. I discovered this topic, and it belongs to me and only me. Your legally dubious claims will not be considered.

I declare this place to be the domain of the great ((((((((((((((N_N)!

That's right, and since I created the caterpillar ((((((((((((((N_N), this topic belongs to me. At least one person supports me.

Alright, here's a table where you can put your feet, or rather, your paws, hehe.

Who will you complain to, xenophobe?:)
And you, brother Arandor, I ask you to go to room 213, where you will be dressed in the armor of the Death Company – it's time, long overdue.

I pass on the authority of the Emperor to the Mother-Mistress of the Order!

What? What armor?... Is it free? :rolleyes: ))
Uh... what was I saying... A Warrior of Light will never accept the armor of death! And everything connected with the dark!!!...

P.S. What is this room?
P.P.S. Hmm... I have a bad memory for numbers) I don't remember exactly where it is... if it's even from somewhere) Hehe.

Arandor, ESPECIALLY for those unfamiliar with the history of the Blood Angels Chapter: The entire Chapter is plagued by progressive insanity. When it becomes overwhelming, a Space Marine brother is clad in the armor of the Death Company and sent into a hopeless battle. And the idea was his own. And in general! May the wrath of the Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus punish you! (Portrait attached)

aa... I know people like that, and I know about their madness)) but I haven't heard about the armor... I mean, I haven't read about it. Although, I haven't read about that either; my brother told me.

P.S. We have an Inquisitor in our clan) so we're not afraid of his wrath :D ))) :P

In the name of Ordo Hereticus, I declare this thread to be the lost property of the E Pluribus Unum order, and I proclaim this thread to be the sacred property of His Most Holy God-Emperor, beloved by all, and may the Wrath of the God-Emperor punish the various false heretical orders, chapters, and other bandit formations, casting the Sacred Flame of Exterminatus upon them, and may the heretics burn, the mutants die, and the unclean be driven back into the Immaterium, having dared to encroach upon these sacred possessions of the God-Emperor, and may the Promethean Flame, the Bolter Charge, and the holy, blood-soaked Chainsword Blade pass over the remnants of the heretical hordes that may save themselves from Exterminatus by the power of darkness, moving into the Immaterium, and may they be pursued and mercilessly destroyed by the cunning Inquisitor, the faithful Space Marine, the fanatical Battle Sister, the valiant Commissar, a graduate of the "Schola Progenium," the devoted Imperial Guardsman, the poorly trained Planetary Defense Force soldier, and the wretched Common Imperial Citizen.
and may the mighty K'thans tremble, may Gork and Mork, the greenskins, may Nurgle, Khorne, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh, the vile, chaotic ones, may Khaine the cruel, Isha, the eternal mourner, the deranged Laughing God, and the Greater Good, and even the Great Devourer himself, tremble and feel all the wrath of the God-Emperor.
by the power and authority granted to me by Ordo Hereticus, I declare that everything written below that does not agree with these sacred dogmas will be considered Heresy, fierce and insidious, and may the guilty receive the punishment they deserve.

P.S. Ar, after reading all this, your natural reaction will be fear for your Clan Inquisitor, if he is not listed in the registers of one of the Ordos, and took this title out of thin air, and not for his merits in the extermination of heretics)

Officially, in the name of the emperor, I am transferring the management of this topic to the E Pluribus Unum clan (note, only the topic))), which will manage it forever. All those who disagree will be executed in the main square (chat), which must be renovated for this event.
Mr. Loken receives an award for the most heretical statement and receives a ticket, which sends him into exile.
May the god-emperor and his supporters be preserved!
Thanks for your attention!
Decree No. 1056

I think it’s worth giving it away, just for the chat.

Magnus, even though you call yourself the emperor of the forum, you are within the territories of the Imperium of Man, so...
everything is at the will of the Emperor.
not the emperor of the forum, but the Emperor!
His Holiness.
I warned you. Heresy. I'm afraid you've all succumbed to Chaos, friends. I've sent a request for Exterminatus.
soon this thread will be consumed by the holy cleansing flame.

Oh, you're really annoying me with your emperors; get out of my thread! Go ahead, leave, I'll just chat with myself or with my fans. If you're neither of those, then go find yourselves some other places.

And I'll chat with myself, but later, I'm just too lazy right now.

*under his breath*
tum-du-dum-ti-du-di-dum
he quietly holds a conversation with himself.

Alucard1: Hmm, dude, what does this guy want from us? Alucard2: I don't know, ask him. Alucard1: And what should I ask him? Alucard2: Well, it seems like you're interested, I don't care. Alucard1: If it's interesting to me, then it's interesting to you too! Alucard2: Are you getting a little cocky, Alucard? Alucard1: Alright, whatever, who's that coming over there? Alucard3: Hey guys!! Alucard1: OOOO! What a pleasant surprise! Hello, hello, nice to see you!))) Alucard2: Hey, what's up? Why haven't you been around? Alucard3: Just been lazy))) one thing, then another))) Alucard1: Heh, Lineage? Alucard3: I don't play those crappy MMOs! Maybe I'll try Warhammer Online. Fake Alucard: Hey dudes, are there any connoisseurs and fans of club music here?? Alucard2: Does someone have a weirdo on shift? Alucards like Eminem! Alucard1: Nah, Snoop Dogg is the best, Tupac too. And there's some decent stuff slipping through on Battle Hip-Hop Ru. Alucard3: I don't know, guys, I actually like classic rock, maybe I'm just old))) I especially like Russian rock))) Alucard1: I don't know, I like rap more, although there's not much good rap anymore((( everyone's just writing garbage(( Alucard2: I like both))) I'm a music lover))) Alucard3: You're a music lover? You're an idiot)))))))))))))) Heh Alucard2: Go away, demon!))) Alucard3: Alright, I'm going to go play some games)))) Alucard1: Go ahead, good luck))) Alucard2: Just come back, okay?))) Alucard3: Yeah, I'll be back soon))))

Magnus, even though you call yourself the emperor of the forum, you are in the territory of the Imperium of Man, so...
everything is at the will of the Emperor.
not the emperor of the forum, but the Emperor!
His Holiness.
I warned you. Heresy. I'm afraid you've all succumbed to Chaos, friends. I've sent a request for Exterminatus.
soon this thread will be consumed by the holy cleansing flame.

One link is not enough; there will be a public execution on the main square at the end of the journey, without witnesses, so that this individual is not a hero of the day.
Decree No. 1057
Loken is sent after the link to a secret execution on the main square.
Decree No. 1058
Alk becomes Malcolm's court jester.
Praise the Emperor.
God save the Emperor.
Thanks for your attention.

Alucard1: Who is this?
Alucard2: No idea, maybe he's been playing too much Warhammer.
Alucard1: It's okay. But what's he doing, issuing some kind of decrees in our forum?
Alucard2: I don't know, he's not bothering me, I'm going to sleep.
Alucard1: Okay, I'll hang around a bit longer.
Alucard1: Hey, he called us clowns!
Alucard2: Well, someone shoot him.
Alucard1: I'm too lazy.
Alucard3: Not cool.
Alucard4: Screw him.
Alucard5: Forget it.
Alucard6: Later.
Alucard7: Why? He's a decent guy.
All Alucards: WHAT?!
Alucard1: Never mind, that's the good side of Alucard, better lock it away.

Alucard, it seems that not only is your bright side prominent, but also the most knowledgeable, haha! P.S. Never mind... I'll bring some friends soon too! :smile04:

Alucard1: Why are we so uneducated?
Alucard2: It's okay, he just wants to bring his friends.
Alucard1: Great!
Alucard2: Why??
Alucard1: Let's think logically.
Alucard2: Let's...
Alucard1: Who is this topic for?
Alucard2: For Alucards and our fans.
Alucard1: Is Arandor an Alucard?
Alucard2: No.
Alucard1: Therefore...
Alucard2: Bingo! Arandor is our fan!
Alucard1: Cool, maybe we should give him an autograph?
Alucard2: Let him ask for it.
Alucard1: Or maybe he's shy.
Alucard2: Then he won't get an autograph.
Alucard1: Maybe we can at least give him a poster with us on it?
Alucard2: Sure, give it to him.
Arandor1: Hello everyone!
Alucards: AAAAA WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?
Alucard5: Just kidding, guys)))))
Alucard1: Don't scare people like that.
Alucard2: What a joker >_<